I want to make a very important point that should always be considered. Many people seem to see a division between a 'man of science' and a 'man of faith' like they are opposites. Like one needs proof and another doesn't. This is another error, no reasonable person is like that, all are 'men of science AND faith'.
Consider a scientist, doing his experiments, observing the results, making his theories, and seeing patterns forming allowing him to create laws to govern how things work, and predict how they will behave. In the case of the deeper things like quarks or dark matter which cannot be directly observed, there can be no proof, only indirect indications showing their current models of the universe are correct enough to put their trust in. They cannot see, so they put their faith in what their studies and experience have shown them to be true.
Likewise the Pattern, or Tao, or God, or Dharma, or the Logos, or whatever name you call it is invisible, yet its existence has been observed indirectly by man always, even massive ancient religions have been built upon it - notice how they all have this same concept at their heart? Those with faith in the 'Higher Power', unless they are deluded, they have seen convincing evidence of it, and it can be examined and the Oddities discovered.
A genuine faith is certainly not blind, whether by the spiritual seeker or the student of quantum theory, it makes no difference. There must be at least reasonable evidence that things are so, or else they should not be believed. I am examining the Pattern from a scientific point of view, and the results have increased my religious faith because of scientific experiment. No rational person would say the astronomically unlikely probability of coincidence in the results of the experiments is meaningless, if I were examining anything other than God then they would say it DEFINITELY has meaning. How odd! But that's the Oddity for you. :)
If you let scientific, social or religious teachers tell you things, do you see evidence the things they tell you are so? Or do you just trust them because of their 'authority'? Do not let other people do your thinking for you, for then they control your minds. They control what you believe and what you think and do. That is between you and the Pattern, do not be a slave to anyone who wants human cattle. Be FREEEEEEEEEE! :D
Tuesday 17 March 2009
Introducing the Pattern
Whhwhwhhhwhhhhhhwhwhhhhhhhhhh!
Where do I begin? I suppose I should begin at the beginning...
OLD TESTAMENT. GENESIS 1
In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was waste and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep: and the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light...
NEW TESTAMENT. JOHN 1
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. This one was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that has been made...
In Hinduism AUM or OM is the Word, uttered at creation and contains everything, a combination of vibrations generating the entire universe.
In modern string theory it is supposed that everything is made of the same stuff, simply vibrating at different rates, creating all kinds of matter and energy, even time and space itself.
Trinity, tri-unity, of God is a feature of some religions. The Christian God is defined as the Father, the Word (who becomes the Son, of flesh) and the Spirit. The Word is the Logos in Greek, the same as Aum and Tao and Ma'at and Dharma, etc. in other religions.
So the Father, the invisible Originator issues forth the Breath/Spirit/Field. Then he issues forth the Word/Vibration/Pattern. He merely says the word and what he says happens. Because what happens IS what he says. Notice the FIRST thing he says is LET THERE BE LIGHT, or rather LET THERE BE VIBRATIONS IN ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELDS. Supposedly he speaks himself into existence in the same way, thus being three seperate functional entities all combined into one eternal being. 'I AM' is eternally in the midst of saying "I AM". All we experience around us is the Word, a vibrating Pattern producing everything in combination with the Spirit/Field/Ether, the very living manifestation of God, revealing the invisible Father.
When you speak a word the pattern of sounds vibrates the air molecules in a particular way. Or imagine a pool of water. The water is the Spirit, the Word is the waves on the surface. The Pattern they make is alive. It is the true and living God manifested for us to see plainly all around us all the time. The same Pattern is found in everything, and expands into more complex versions of itself. I will go into this in more detail later, but I hope I've begun to explain about what the Pattern is. It is actually possible to use science to prove the existence of the Pattern, and prove God is real. I've already done experiments where extremely uncertain future events have been predicted with 100% accuracy and precision.
Where do I begin? I suppose I should begin at the beginning...
OLD TESTAMENT. GENESIS 1
In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was waste and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep: and the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light...
NEW TESTAMENT. JOHN 1
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. This one was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that has been made...
In Hinduism AUM or OM is the Word, uttered at creation and contains everything, a combination of vibrations generating the entire universe.
In modern string theory it is supposed that everything is made of the same stuff, simply vibrating at different rates, creating all kinds of matter and energy, even time and space itself.
Trinity, tri-unity, of God is a feature of some religions. The Christian God is defined as the Father, the Word (who becomes the Son, of flesh) and the Spirit. The Word is the Logos in Greek, the same as Aum and Tao and Ma'at and Dharma, etc. in other religions.
So the Father, the invisible Originator issues forth the Breath/Spirit/Field. Then he issues forth the Word/Vibration/Pattern. He merely says the word and what he says happens. Because what happens IS what he says. Notice the FIRST thing he says is LET THERE BE LIGHT, or rather LET THERE BE VIBRATIONS IN ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELDS. Supposedly he speaks himself into existence in the same way, thus being three seperate functional entities all combined into one eternal being. 'I AM' is eternally in the midst of saying "I AM". All we experience around us is the Word, a vibrating Pattern producing everything in combination with the Spirit/Field/Ether, the very living manifestation of God, revealing the invisible Father.
When you speak a word the pattern of sounds vibrates the air molecules in a particular way. Or imagine a pool of water. The water is the Spirit, the Word is the waves on the surface. The Pattern they make is alive. It is the true and living God manifested for us to see plainly all around us all the time. The same Pattern is found in everything, and expands into more complex versions of itself. I will go into this in more detail later, but I hope I've begun to explain about what the Pattern is. It is actually possible to use science to prove the existence of the Pattern, and prove God is real. I've already done experiments where extremely uncertain future events have been predicted with 100% accuracy and precision.
The Thompson Interlineation
In 1845 James Strang, self-proclaimed successor to Mormon leader Joseph Smith, claimed to have found some metal plates buried in a hill in Voree, Wisconsin, in the United States of America. They were written in an unknown language, but he also claimed he could translate it, and provided it for the world to see. The plates, if they ever existed, are now lost, but a copy of them is still available - which may possibly be a mirror image of the original (as is supported by a description of the plates). For over 150 years nobody ever found any correlation between the text on the plates and Strang's alleged translation.
I came across it and decided to try for myself, and likewise failed. Then I asked God to help me, doing this often leads to some astonishing results, and this was one of those times. Immediately it became plain, and I was able to line up the mysterious text with the English translation precisely, there can be no doubt the translation is completely correct. It also opened up the text to study, and some very interesting things were revealed.
This is briefly mentioned in 'Wikipedia', the online encyclopedia, but it is seriously lacking in information. For example the certainty of the 'interlineation' is not made plain, and the work of James Hajicek in examining the language is not even mentioned. He is the one who gave it the name 'The Thompson Interlineation', and he is, or was, the leader of a Strangite church. His son John Hajicek ran a rival Strangite church, but their church didn't seem interested in my discovery.
I will go into this in more detail later, clearly showing the interlineation, and providing documents to show things like how the characters, sounds and other things are identical to ancient Egyptian, the presence of a Hebrew translation inserted into the text and other things. It is still unclear to me whether this is a genuine ancient record or it was made by Strang, but the evidence strongly suggests it is a genuine ancient language. Strang's translation DEFINITELY lines up with what is written on the plates, and seems to be correct, however there is a small possibility his translation was made up, and he made it so it LOOKS LIKE it is correct.
Another thing I want to go into is the Book Of Mormon and Joseph Smith. It seems the things I've found out from my studies into this area are a lot plainer and more certain than with Strang and the Voree plates. Reader, beware of falsehood written about many things. It is my mission to discover truth, and I examine all things with an open mind and make logical conclusions concerning the things I study. As I learn new things I constantly examine what I have already learned and am always willing to think I MIGHT BE WRONG. This is the only way to truth, it is almost certain you will not be right about everything first time. And most important, don't let supposed 'experts' tell you things are so. Examine all things FOR YOURSELF, wherever you can acquire enough knowledge and wisdom to understand these things properly. Many things believed to be true are in fact full of faults, and though this is sometimes simply due to man's folly, there is usually a reason why truth is being intentionally hidden from the public. I will aim to expose some of these faults concerning different things.
I came across it and decided to try for myself, and likewise failed. Then I asked God to help me, doing this often leads to some astonishing results, and this was one of those times. Immediately it became plain, and I was able to line up the mysterious text with the English translation precisely, there can be no doubt the translation is completely correct. It also opened up the text to study, and some very interesting things were revealed.
This is briefly mentioned in 'Wikipedia', the online encyclopedia, but it is seriously lacking in information. For example the certainty of the 'interlineation' is not made plain, and the work of James Hajicek in examining the language is not even mentioned. He is the one who gave it the name 'The Thompson Interlineation', and he is, or was, the leader of a Strangite church. His son John Hajicek ran a rival Strangite church, but their church didn't seem interested in my discovery.
I will go into this in more detail later, clearly showing the interlineation, and providing documents to show things like how the characters, sounds and other things are identical to ancient Egyptian, the presence of a Hebrew translation inserted into the text and other things. It is still unclear to me whether this is a genuine ancient record or it was made by Strang, but the evidence strongly suggests it is a genuine ancient language. Strang's translation DEFINITELY lines up with what is written on the plates, and seems to be correct, however there is a small possibility his translation was made up, and he made it so it LOOKS LIKE it is correct.
Another thing I want to go into is the Book Of Mormon and Joseph Smith. It seems the things I've found out from my studies into this area are a lot plainer and more certain than with Strang and the Voree plates. Reader, beware of falsehood written about many things. It is my mission to discover truth, and I examine all things with an open mind and make logical conclusions concerning the things I study. As I learn new things I constantly examine what I have already learned and am always willing to think I MIGHT BE WRONG. This is the only way to truth, it is almost certain you will not be right about everything first time. And most important, don't let supposed 'experts' tell you things are so. Examine all things FOR YOURSELF, wherever you can acquire enough knowledge and wisdom to understand these things properly. Many things believed to be true are in fact full of faults, and though this is sometimes simply due to man's folly, there is usually a reason why truth is being intentionally hidden from the public. I will aim to expose some of these faults concerning different things.
Friday 13 March 2009
Am I insane?
Logic and reason.
Very often seemingly everyone else seems to agree logic and reason is something opposed to what logic and reason actually is, according to my understanding of what is logical and reasonable.
Either the world is crazy or I am. Though I explain my logic and reasoning clearly, yet what I say is ignored and others do not explain their logic and reasoning, merely repeat it. My logic and reasoning leads me to believe that theirs is faulty and mine is sound. Is there something wrong this this logic and reasoning, or am I right and sane?
Blah!
Very often seemingly everyone else seems to agree logic and reason is something opposed to what logic and reason actually is, according to my understanding of what is logical and reasonable.
Either the world is crazy or I am. Though I explain my logic and reasoning clearly, yet what I say is ignored and others do not explain their logic and reasoning, merely repeat it. My logic and reasoning leads me to believe that theirs is faulty and mine is sound. Is there something wrong this this logic and reasoning, or am I right and sane?
Blah!
A blast from the past
These are some of the shows I watched when I was young...
Dogtanian And The Three Muskerhounds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xO72s5EBY
"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof!"
Trap Door http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDs8VMz-cuc
"Don't you open that trap door, you're a fool if you dare!"
Terrahawks
Opening credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hgHvOH9mJA
"Stay on this channel, this is an emergency!"
End credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32n7V5TxniQ
Noughts and crosses.
Around The World With Willy Fog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nqN_7eGItM
"Fog! I'm the one who made the bet."
Dangermouse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw2TDna9NYg
"Astounding!"
Rentaghost
Opening credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bondpyCgKo&feature=related
"If your mansion house needs haunting, just call Rentaghost."
End credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F25zs2ZHxI
"We do medium sized tables here at Rentaghost."
Jamie And The Magic Torch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B_FQKHQDYk
"Life is one glorious game."
Chorlton And The Wheelies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_isj1c3mag
"Jump in, we'll take you for a spin."
The Mysterious Cities of Gold http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbVNZ-cghz0
"Children of the sun, see your time has just begun."
Count Duckula http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1JmmDVt4_U
"I'll get it!"
Dreamstone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5-KKFJ-wCI
"I dream in colour 'cause I live in black and white."
Button Moon
Opening credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0o6u1VmGE
"We'll follow Mr. Spoon."
End credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIRgTmTCgOw&feature=related
"Be back soon."
Raggy Dolls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mFFvHl01W0
"Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace."
Fraggle Rock http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSDeoO-j3G0&feature=related
"Look ma, I caught a Fraggle!"
Superted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUUGmos_Kg4
"They threw him away like a piece of rubbish!"
Top Cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c
"Tip top!"
Ulysses 31 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ4c1X5ene8
"Your bodies will remain as lifeless as stone."
Schofield & Gopher lip sync http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbbBqZyjkiE&feature=related
Dogtanian And The Three Muskerhounds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xO72s5EBY
"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof!"
Trap Door http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDs8VMz-cuc
"Don't you open that trap door, you're a fool if you dare!"
Terrahawks
Opening credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hgHvOH9mJA
"Stay on this channel, this is an emergency!"
End credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32n7V5TxniQ
Noughts and crosses.
Around The World With Willy Fog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nqN_7eGItM
"Fog! I'm the one who made the bet."
Dangermouse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw2TDna9NYg
"Astounding!"
Rentaghost
Opening credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bondpyCgKo&feature=related
"If your mansion house needs haunting, just call Rentaghost."
End credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F25zs2ZHxI
"We do medium sized tables here at Rentaghost."
Jamie And The Magic Torch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B_FQKHQDYk
"Life is one glorious game."
Chorlton And The Wheelies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_isj1c3mag
"Jump in, we'll take you for a spin."
The Mysterious Cities of Gold http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbVNZ-cghz0
"Children of the sun, see your time has just begun."
Count Duckula http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1JmmDVt4_U
"I'll get it!"
Dreamstone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5-KKFJ-wCI
"I dream in colour 'cause I live in black and white."
Button Moon
Opening credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0o6u1VmGE
"We'll follow Mr. Spoon."
End credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIRgTmTCgOw&feature=related
"Be back soon."
Raggy Dolls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mFFvHl01W0
"Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace."
Fraggle Rock http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSDeoO-j3G0&feature=related
"Look ma, I caught a Fraggle!"
Superted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUUGmos_Kg4
"They threw him away like a piece of rubbish!"
Top Cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c
"Tip top!"
Ulysses 31 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ4c1X5ene8
"Your bodies will remain as lifeless as stone."
Schofield & Gopher lip sync http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbbBqZyjkiE&feature=related
Rainbow 1977 Christmas special
The terms from the 'Build me a woman' post were taken from an excellent episode of the old TV show 'Rainbow'. If you have never seen this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOrDgXE8QHE
Enjoy! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOrDgXE8QHE
Enjoy! :)
Build me a woman
If you are a man and want to look and feel like a girly girly girl, here is some useful information...
HAIR
You may grow your own hair, but wearing a long hair wig can produce a MASSIVE change to your appearance. It is not necessary to get an expensive natural hair wig, a good synthetic one can be very convincing and is easier to look after. Even a cheap 'party wig' can be good, though you may not be able to do many hairstyles with it. A wig which matches the colour of your own hair is best.
FACE
Some simple makeup can change your appearance significantly as well. The shades should be chosen to fit with your natural skin colour. After shaving completely smooth just cover your entire face with a thin layer of foundation, also your neck and chest if necessary. Then cover with base powder/loose powder, with a finishing powder over the top if necessary, and touch up with the finishing powder when required. This should cover beard shadow and even out any blotchiness in your face. If you use eyeshadow put the darker shade on your eyelids and the lighter shade below the eyebrows, and blend them. Eyeliner should be done in a thin line below the eye as close to the eyelashes as possible, and a little above as well if you like. Eyeliner can also be smudged to create a smoky eyeshadow look around the eyes. Lipliner is excellent for increasing lip size. Draw around the edges of your lips above and below, but not to the sides, then fill in your lips with lipstick of a similar colour.
CHEST
Shave your chest and armpits! Arm hair can be left alone if you like, so long as it is not too thick. Many women have hairy arms, it depends upon lighting conditions as to how visible it is - and it can be bleached instead of shaved, making it much less visible. Tape can be used on the chest to create a large cleavage, or a smaller pair of natural breasts. The best way is to use a single strip of suitable tape long enough to go around your body almost twice. Using the wrong tape and being too rough can damage or irritate your skin, medical tape or body tape is advised, but different types can be used. I use electrical tape, which stretches, sticks well but not TOO well, and does not damage or irritate my skin. To create a cleavage pull all the chest muscle from the bottom and sides (near the armpits) sideways and up, and tape into place with a nice valley in the middle. See other websites for more detailed information. Then wear breastforms and a bra and top covering the false breasts and tape. If you do it right this will look extremely convincing. Many models tape their bodies secretly underneath their clothing to enhance their features when being photographed, they do not have the 'perfect' bodies we are led to believe. To make natural breasts it is similar, but have the tape right underneath with the breasts fully exposed, rather than over the top holding them together, and use the tape to lift them up and sideways a little. Just experiment until you get something you like.
Breastforms can be bought quite cheaply. Rolled up socks will do if that is all you have, but they will not move naturally or feel like real breasts. There are different methods, but the easisest way to make your own breastforms is to cut off the lower legs from a pair of tights and less than half fill with a suitable amount of birdseed or rice, according to how large you want your breasts to be. Twist and turn the remainder inside-out, creating a second layer, and tie the bundle up, creating two sealed bags of seed/rice. Make sure each is not too loose or too tight, and if you pull the knot very tight and cut off the remainder just above it, it will also simulate a large nipple. The weight and bounce will be very convincing, but though they will move and bounce like real breasts they may not feel very realistic when touched, especially if rice is used. Note they do not have to be exactly the same size, most women have different sized breasts. Many men wear false breasts too high, the top of the bust should not be higher than the armpit. Note if cutting up tights the top part can also be used to make a gaffe. If you want a realistic feel as well as weight and bounce the best thing for the amateur is gelatine filled balloons, though also have them inside tights for extra security to avoid bursting them.
LOWER PARTS
Shave your legs! Or if you can't two pairs of dark tights should disguise any hair. Padding can also be used around the hips and bottom to create a more feminine shape, you could add your own if you preferred when making a gaffe. Painted toenails are excellent, even a shiny clear nail polish can be used and not noticed by others.
The major change from male to female is done by 'tucking'. The balls are pushed up inside the body in the corner of the scrotum at the base of the 'twanger', towards the belly button. They should appear as two little lumps in the abdomen, and may resemble 'cameltoe'. The twanger and empty scrotum is pushed down and back and flattened underneath, in between the legs. It can all be taped into place (after shaving the area) but this is not recommended, a tight fitting pair of knickers or two should hold it all in place, or use a gaffe. This should successfully pass BOTH the 'Crocodile Dundee' and 'Ace Ventura' tests, even while wearing a swimsuit. The balls should immediately fall back into position when released, but if not just give them a little push, don't worry they will not get stuck or lost! They will naturally retreat there in extreme cold conditions anyway. Tucking is also used by Sumo wrestlers, native hunters and others and protects the balls from damage. Note they should move into place very easily and should not be forced. If it hurts then you are not doing it right, and you may damage them if you try too hard. At first it may seem impossible and they are too large to fit. The secret entrance where they go into the abdomen will open up if you move your legs into different positions, and wiggle your hips about a bit. It is best lying down the first time, and move your legs together while moving your hips upwards. Pulling the twanger up will also lift the skin at its base in the corners, and also may help the balls pass through there more easily, though this should not be necessary.
HAIR
You may grow your own hair, but wearing a long hair wig can produce a MASSIVE change to your appearance. It is not necessary to get an expensive natural hair wig, a good synthetic one can be very convincing and is easier to look after. Even a cheap 'party wig' can be good, though you may not be able to do many hairstyles with it. A wig which matches the colour of your own hair is best.
FACE
Some simple makeup can change your appearance significantly as well. The shades should be chosen to fit with your natural skin colour. After shaving completely smooth just cover your entire face with a thin layer of foundation, also your neck and chest if necessary. Then cover with base powder/loose powder, with a finishing powder over the top if necessary, and touch up with the finishing powder when required. This should cover beard shadow and even out any blotchiness in your face. If you use eyeshadow put the darker shade on your eyelids and the lighter shade below the eyebrows, and blend them. Eyeliner should be done in a thin line below the eye as close to the eyelashes as possible, and a little above as well if you like. Eyeliner can also be smudged to create a smoky eyeshadow look around the eyes. Lipliner is excellent for increasing lip size. Draw around the edges of your lips above and below, but not to the sides, then fill in your lips with lipstick of a similar colour.
CHEST
Shave your chest and armpits! Arm hair can be left alone if you like, so long as it is not too thick. Many women have hairy arms, it depends upon lighting conditions as to how visible it is - and it can be bleached instead of shaved, making it much less visible. Tape can be used on the chest to create a large cleavage, or a smaller pair of natural breasts. The best way is to use a single strip of suitable tape long enough to go around your body almost twice. Using the wrong tape and being too rough can damage or irritate your skin, medical tape or body tape is advised, but different types can be used. I use electrical tape, which stretches, sticks well but not TOO well, and does not damage or irritate my skin. To create a cleavage pull all the chest muscle from the bottom and sides (near the armpits) sideways and up, and tape into place with a nice valley in the middle. See other websites for more detailed information. Then wear breastforms and a bra and top covering the false breasts and tape. If you do it right this will look extremely convincing. Many models tape their bodies secretly underneath their clothing to enhance their features when being photographed, they do not have the 'perfect' bodies we are led to believe. To make natural breasts it is similar, but have the tape right underneath with the breasts fully exposed, rather than over the top holding them together, and use the tape to lift them up and sideways a little. Just experiment until you get something you like.
Breastforms can be bought quite cheaply. Rolled up socks will do if that is all you have, but they will not move naturally or feel like real breasts. There are different methods, but the easisest way to make your own breastforms is to cut off the lower legs from a pair of tights and less than half fill with a suitable amount of birdseed or rice, according to how large you want your breasts to be. Twist and turn the remainder inside-out, creating a second layer, and tie the bundle up, creating two sealed bags of seed/rice. Make sure each is not too loose or too tight, and if you pull the knot very tight and cut off the remainder just above it, it will also simulate a large nipple. The weight and bounce will be very convincing, but though they will move and bounce like real breasts they may not feel very realistic when touched, especially if rice is used. Note they do not have to be exactly the same size, most women have different sized breasts. Many men wear false breasts too high, the top of the bust should not be higher than the armpit. Note if cutting up tights the top part can also be used to make a gaffe. If you want a realistic feel as well as weight and bounce the best thing for the amateur is gelatine filled balloons, though also have them inside tights for extra security to avoid bursting them.
LOWER PARTS
Shave your legs! Or if you can't two pairs of dark tights should disguise any hair. Padding can also be used around the hips and bottom to create a more feminine shape, you could add your own if you preferred when making a gaffe. Painted toenails are excellent, even a shiny clear nail polish can be used and not noticed by others.
The major change from male to female is done by 'tucking'. The balls are pushed up inside the body in the corner of the scrotum at the base of the 'twanger', towards the belly button. They should appear as two little lumps in the abdomen, and may resemble 'cameltoe'. The twanger and empty scrotum is pushed down and back and flattened underneath, in between the legs. It can all be taped into place (after shaving the area) but this is not recommended, a tight fitting pair of knickers or two should hold it all in place, or use a gaffe. This should successfully pass BOTH the 'Crocodile Dundee' and 'Ace Ventura' tests, even while wearing a swimsuit. The balls should immediately fall back into position when released, but if not just give them a little push, don't worry they will not get stuck or lost! They will naturally retreat there in extreme cold conditions anyway. Tucking is also used by Sumo wrestlers, native hunters and others and protects the balls from damage. Note they should move into place very easily and should not be forced. If it hurts then you are not doing it right, and you may damage them if you try too hard. At first it may seem impossible and they are too large to fit. The secret entrance where they go into the abdomen will open up if you move your legs into different positions, and wiggle your hips about a bit. It is best lying down the first time, and move your legs together while moving your hips upwards. Pulling the twanger up will also lift the skin at its base in the corners, and also may help the balls pass through there more easily, though this should not be necessary.
Monday 9 March 2009
Introducing the Loonwolf
Greetings!
I am a man called Keith Thompson from Manchester in England, part of Great Britain, a land of this planet Earth. I am also known as Loonwolf in many places. I was born approximately 1976 years after the birth of Jesus Christ. I have a mild form of autism called 'Asperger's syndrome', and I am also a follower of this Christ.
I have many interests and hobbies, some of which have revealed things to me which must be shared with the world, whether they will listen or not - which is usually not. Included are music - I play guitar, keyboard, harmonica and recorder, but not with any great excellence. I also write poetry and songs, and have made my own music album called 'Something Else Came Round Every Time'. I can translate the Biblical languages of Koine Greek, Hebrew and a little Aramaic reasonably well, and study these and other scriptures. I play a little golf, and have a small course in my garden for use with practice balls. I enjoy watching films and TV shows, and listening to music albums. But even better I like mixing them and discovering and experiencing audio/visual synchronicity. I enjoy taking drugs, mainly cannabis, which also improves the perception of audio/visual synchronicity, and is a big help with my autistic symptoms. I am also a transvestite, becoming female sometimes and being called Jennifer.
I have much to say. I hope people will listen, and not just say I am crazy and the things I say are ridiculous, without even checking for themselves whether the things I say are so or not. Look and you will see. Don't look and you will not see. Do not judge until you have seen for yourself.
I am a man called Keith Thompson from Manchester in England, part of Great Britain, a land of this planet Earth. I am also known as Loonwolf in many places. I was born approximately 1976 years after the birth of Jesus Christ. I have a mild form of autism called 'Asperger's syndrome', and I am also a follower of this Christ.
I have many interests and hobbies, some of which have revealed things to me which must be shared with the world, whether they will listen or not - which is usually not. Included are music - I play guitar, keyboard, harmonica and recorder, but not with any great excellence. I also write poetry and songs, and have made my own music album called 'Something Else Came Round Every Time'. I can translate the Biblical languages of Koine Greek, Hebrew and a little Aramaic reasonably well, and study these and other scriptures. I play a little golf, and have a small course in my garden for use with practice balls. I enjoy watching films and TV shows, and listening to music albums. But even better I like mixing them and discovering and experiencing audio/visual synchronicity. I enjoy taking drugs, mainly cannabis, which also improves the perception of audio/visual synchronicity, and is a big help with my autistic symptoms. I am also a transvestite, becoming female sometimes and being called Jennifer.
I have much to say. I hope people will listen, and not just say I am crazy and the things I say are ridiculous, without even checking for themselves whether the things I say are so or not. Look and you will see. Don't look and you will not see. Do not judge until you have seen for yourself.
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