Loonwolf and the Pattern

The Movies

2012-02-07T08:13:00.000-08:00

THE MOVIES (PC)

This is an amazing game. It is a management game in which you take on the role of a film producer in charge of a studio lot, and must produce films in competition with other studios. However this isn't just a game where you PRETEND to make films; you actually DO make films! But I'll get into that later.

The game begins in 1920 in America, with poor quality black and white film, and gradually progresses through time until 2005, where the game officially ends - though you can continue beyond this if you like. You'll need to build up your lot according to your needs and finances. Some buildings are essential, while others are optional. For example you can have a stage school to train new actors and directors, toilets for your staff, sets for filming, etc. In addition you'll need things like paths for walking on, and furniture and ornaments, etc. Some of these small items will have useful purposes, such as weightlifting equipment to build up the physique of your action stars, while others will be for purely decorational purposes, such as trees and flower beds. This decoration is important however, as it will improve the mood of your stars and increase the prestige of your studio lot. A more prestigious lot will attract more employees and big name stars.

There are several different types of staff: You'll need builders to build and maintain your buildings and sets, janitors to pick up litter and maintain the grounds, scientists to research the latest technology, and film crew, actors, directors and extras to actually make the films. Your staff can be left alone and will get on with their jobs, however you can be more efficient by directing individuals around to do specific tasks. In the beginning you'll also need scriptwriters to write your scripts, however very soon you have the option to create your own scripts, or improve their scripts. But even if you do want to write your own scripts, it's still recommended to have scriptwriters, since you will need to make A LOT of films, and they will regularly produce simple but effective scripts for you to film. Filming takes a very long time, so it's best to keep the scripts as short as possible while you're playing the basic game, until you're ready for some serious film making.

One unrealistic part of the game is that there is often a shortage of staff wanting to work in the film business, however this makes the management part of the game more interesting. Generally you can have staff do any job that is required - however this may not please them, as well as their skills will be wasted, as they gain experience doing particular jobs and will only do a job well if they are experienced at it. It may work out though that you need an actor, and have no choice but to promote a lowly janitor, who ends up becoming a superstar. Though buying and building new things requires that you have enough money available, in order to pay your staff and make films you are allowed to go into debt. This means you can't really lose the game, however you're not going to be able to progress either if you can't get out of debt.

In addition to general staff management, you'll also have to deal with your stars. As they become more famous they will demand more pay, fancy trailers and ornaments, the latest fashions and an entourage of personal assistants - which is a problem if you have a shortage of staff available. If they get too unhappy they may throw a tantrum and threaten to quit. They can also misbehave, refusing to work, become addicted to food or drink, get drunk on set, etc. If they work too hard they will become more stressed, and the most effective way of dealing with this is by eating and drinking. Once they start to develop a habit they may need to go into rehabilitation, and become useless for a long time. Another problem is that they will age, losing their looks, and eventually retire. As technology progresses they can go for a facelift to make them appear younger, as well as other surgery.

There is quite a lot to do in this game. For example you can develop relationships between your stars, so they work better together on screen. You can get them to practice different genres on set to improve their skills in these areas. You can increase their publicity by allowing press photographers in. If they are photographed in a compromising position this may spoil their mood, but it is most effective in making them more famous. There is such great detail within the game - you can look up close to see every little action being performed in great detail, look at individual blades of grass, a piece of rubbish on the floor, etc. The soundtrack is great too, as you listen to radio broadcasts from the era the whole time. Each era will have its own style of music, and radio announcers will speak about topical things, which can sometimes be quite funny. Also every five years there will be an awards ceremony, which can be quite tense, and winning awards will give you bonuses. For example people will be more likely to watch a film made by a particular director just because he has won the "best director" award - so you may find a lower quality film can be more successful than it should be, simply because of the names attached to it.

Overall it's an entertaining and addictive game, though apparently fairly average for a management game. But what really sets it apart is the film making part of the game. You can do this within the regular game, but there is also a 'sandbox' mode which is far more suitable. As you progress through the game you will unlock better features, such as sets, costumes, props, backdrops and advanced things like CGI effects. So playing and replaying the game has its benefits. Within the 'sandbox' mode you can begin in any era and instantly have access to everything you've unlocked, as well as have the option of starting with a ready-made basic lot, or things like allowing films to be instantly made - though it is fun to actually watch the filming take place. For example on a science fiction set where you have automatic sliding doors, you can watch a crew member operating a simple mechanism behind the scenes to open and close them. Another nice feature is the option to be able to create your own actors. You can design their looks in great detail, as well as their character. So you could put yourself in your films, or your friends, or real actors.

Though it has its limitations it is a very powerful tool for creating your own original films. These can be exported out of the game as a video file and shared with the world. For example there is a quite famous one called 'The French Democracy'. Here's a short article about it...

http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2005/11/_heres_an_extre.php

It is very easy to use. You begin by choosing your sets for each scene, as well as actors, extras, costumes, props and backdrops if required. You can even have vehicles and animals. You then choose what action occurs from an immense selection of pre-made scenes. This may sound restrictive, but you can usually find exactly what you're looking for, or at least something close. In a few cases though you may need to change your story slightly. You can usually choose different weather and lighting conditions for the scenes as well as what moods the actors are portraying, and different camera angles and effects. The scenes usually include more actors than you need, but you can switch off the unnecessary ones and only fill the roles you require. Be sure to fill the extra roles you need with specific extras though, otherwise random ones will turn up with random hairstyles and outfits which they think are appropriate. And that's all there is to it! Once you've done all the scenes you can just leave them to film it. But that's just the filming phase.

After your film has been made you then have the option of putting it into post production. Here you can add music and additional sound effects from a useful list, as well as delete or re-order scenes if you wish. You can even use your own sound effects if what you require isn't on the list. Concerning dialogue, if there is any in your film, the actors will mumble "blah blah" sort of sounds. You have two options here: Either you can leave it in (or remove it) and provide subtitles, as if it is a foreign language, or else you can record your own dialogue, in which case the selected actors will lip-sync to your own dialogue. You can also do additional things such as change the title sequence. And now your film is complete and ready to be exported. Of course you could always then use your own video editors to make additional changes to the final product.

Here's an example to show you the kind of thing that can be done. This is the introduction to a TV show I'm considering making. This isn't what the finished product would look like; it would have more scenes and story, as well as dialogue (or a voice-over) and maybe some other changes. This is just to show the basic setup and characters...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA0gQTYcGVI

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Legend Of Edda

2012-02-06T15:37:00.000-08:00

LEGEND OF EDDA (online multiplayer)

For the most part this is just a standard level-advancing multiplayer fighting game, but it has some nice features that make it worthwhile. It's free to play, but as usual paying customers can get extra benefits to give them an advantage over the free players. When you begin the game you have the choice of two factions to join - the Olympians or the Titans. These two factions are at war with each other and are usually seperated. One of the amusing things about the game is the two sides are totally foreign to one another. Let's say both sides are speaking English. If one person speaks only their own people will understand what they are saying, and to the enemy all they hear is meaningless nonsense, as if they are speaking a foreign language. So there is usually no communication with the enemy, except for taunting gestures.

The characters within the game are incredibly cute, and can perform many actions, which are usually just as cute. But when they fight it is incredibly violent. Friends can fight each other in duels, but the majority of fighting is with a large variety of strange creatures. Some of them are a bit freaky, and most will make little amusing comments. This is basically all the game is about - gaining experience, wealth and items by defeating the creatures in battle - over and over again, becoming gradually stronger and acquiring better skills, weapons and armour. In addition to choosing your faction, you must also choose the type of fighter you wish to specialise as. Though you can have the basic use of any weapon, you can only train to become advanced with one of them. For example you could specialise as a sword-wielding attacker, a defender with sheild, an assassin that can deliver deadly blows, a magic user, an archer, or a healer with the ability to heal yourself and your friends to prevent them dying in battle.

Another nice feature is being able to own your own animals, such as horses and other creatures that you can ride, to get around the huge world faster. You can also own pets such as cats, that will help you during battle if you choose, fighting along side you. In addition to fighting there are a few other things to do such as collecting things scattered about that can be used in the manufacture of useful items. For example certain flowers can be collected and used to produce healing potions. Also there are quests to complete, but these nearly always just involve killing many creatures. In addition there are dungeons to explore that can be visited a limited number of times each day, either by yourself or in a team with the help of some friends, which are more dangerous but also offer greater rewards.

Throughout most of the world you'll only be within the lands of your own faction, however there is one area where the two factions can meet in combat, and they may decide to invade the enemy city. This is the most interesting part of the world, since it gets boring fighting the creatures after a while. Since the two sides generally hate each other, you can usually rely on help if you find yourself outnumbered by the enemy. But likewise the enemy will probably do the same, so what starts out as a bully picking on someone weaker who is just trying to complete a quest in peace, can escalate into a mighty battle with reinforcements turning up on both sides, each eager to drive the enemy out and protect their people from attack. But on the other hand, if you're looking for a fight, often there will be no enemy around.

But by far the most exciting part of the game is the wars. These happen almost every half hour, and are seperated into ones for only less skilled players, or for only more skilled players, or a free-for-all. These are kept fairly balanced by only allowing you to join if your faction doesn't significantly outnumber the enemy already. So if you can't join straight away, you may have to wait until a few enemy players join. The wars are played like a "capture the flag" game. Two or three crystals are available, which must be picked up and placed on the pedestals owned by your faction, then guarded to prevent the enemy from stealing them. At the end of the war the faction with most crystals wins. However if one faction collects all the crystals the war will end within five minutes if they are not captured by the enemy, as well as powerful creatures will be added to help the losing side. Possessing the crystals results in useful bonuses for everyone on your faction currently fighting in the war, so it's worthwhile trying to defend them for a while, rather than waiting until the war is just about to end before possessing them. Also killing an enemy, whether within the war or not, will also give a bonus, so this is worthwhile rather than just chasing them away.

These wars must be fought tactically, with your team working together, though many players often just do whatever they want and it can be quite chaotic. The side that has the best organisation and follows orders well will normally be the winner, though sometimes a poorly organised force will win by pure luck. Within the regular game your character dying results in losing some of your valuable hard-earned experience, but within the wars there is no penalty, and you are simply reincarnated in your base (though losing a crystal if you were carrying one). This can be problematic though, as a common strategy is for a large group of enemies to be lying in wait to just kill you again as soon as you leave the base. Often the best strategy will be to have some strong sword fighters lying in wait just outside the base, being supported by healers hiding in the bushes at the edges. Many will fight this forward force endlessly, but never be able to defeat them, while the smarter fighters will ignore them and go straight for the healers, either killing them or chasing them away, thus leaving the forward force unprotected and able to be driven back.

Overall this is a fun game, especially in the beginning, and it can be better with friends. The basic game, though it has some great features, often gets very boring since it's mainly a long tedious grind, doing the same thing over and over again, with enormous amounts of time required to advance and become one of the better players. But on the other hand, when the two factions come together in battle, most especially during the wars, it is immensely entertaining. But the long boring grind part of the game is required in order to be more successful in the more exciting parts of the game though, so in order to get rewarding entertainment from the game you have to put in a lot of boring work. However, if you don't mind that you may enjoy the game a great deal.

Another game I'd recommend that is the same type of game, but with a completely different setting, is 'Battlestar Galactica Online', especially if you are a fan of the TV show, whether the original or modern one. Again for the most part it's good in the beginning and then may become a bit of a tedious grind, but also it has some good features.

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More Thoughts On The Pattern

2011-09-19T16:28:00.000-07:00

When I did my experiments to discover the nature of the Pattern, I took it seriously, treated it with respect and reverence and never overdid it nor abused it. The Pattern was revealed to me because I myself was synchronised with the Pattern.

Imagine a computer transferring a bunch of 8 bit binary information using 1 and 0. These eight digits form a binary number, and each number represents a letter of the alphabet. This stream of information then represents a message written in English, like these sentences, and it makes perfect sense. But this message is continuous, perhaps repeating, or part of a larger message, and you are intercepting it in the middle of its transmission. Since there is no gap between the letters, and each letter is made of eight pieces in series, there would be only one correct starting point with each letter and seven incorrect ones. So for example if you started at the fifth digit and take the next eight digits to form your first letter, your second letter also begins at the fifth digit. You would thus get a completely different set of numbers and related letters from the same stream of information.

It would be complete nonsense, without any kind of recognisable pattern in it - even though the pattern is still there in the stream of information, remaining hidden from you. Even if by some amazing chance it DID make clear English sentences, it would still be completely different to the ACTUAL message which is encoded into the information stream. You would have to ensure the way you were reading it is perfectly synchronised with the way it was written in order to get the right message.

Consider the experiment results I posted here a while ago. I had asked God - the Pattern himself - to show me some specific information about an extremely uncertain future, as well as something happening far away I have no knowledge of. And apparently the Pattern heard me, answered me, and what I received by plucking out a small section of this great stream of the Pattern was absolutely perfectly correct. My plucking was at just the right moment, in just the right way to be synchronised with my decryption of the information stream. The Pattern was revealed to me, just as it was in all the experiments I did.

Probability clearly shows that it's EXTREMELY unlikely that it would be synchronised by chance every time, so it seems the Pattern had allowed me the glimpses at it all the times I tried, but if I do more experiments in the future, it might not. While the underlying Pattern should still be there, I might not be synchronised with it, and even if I am synchronised just by chance, the variable "message" part of it may still be incomprehensible to me. The Pattern itself chooses.

This is very important to consider if you choose to experiment and have dealings with the Pattern. It is not like examining a regular machine that always behaves in the same way; you are dealing with what appears to be a living being, which has character and choice. You must be synchronised with the Pattern, and also do what "pleases" it in order to receive the correct interpretation of the information stream plucked from the fabric of reality.

Puzzle Pirates

2011-05-23T10:02:00.000-07:00

PUZZLE PIRATES (online multiplayer)

This is an excellent game. There is so much to do in this game I think it's best that I describe a pirate's typical journey through the world. But first I'll mention that there are two different ways to play. First you can play by subscription. This is free to play, but in order to get access to every part of the game you'll need to pay a regular fee. But best of all is the "doubloon ocean" option. This is also free to play, but the player has the option of purchasing money within the game for extra benefits. This isn't necessary however, and it's quite an interesting challenge to make your way through the world earning the money for yourself for everything you need. But still if you can afford it, it's sometimes nice to make things a bit easier for yourself by using your real world money to increase your wealth within the game.

The game contains a complete pirate-themed world. Many of the people there act and even talk like pirates, saying things like, "Arrrrr! Avast from yer whinin' ye scurvy dogs and get back to work, so we can get our cargo o' vast booty safely back to shore." And everything that exists there is manufactured or run by other players. For example a sailing vessel can either be bought ready-made from another player, or else has to be built in a shipyard. This will require workers, as well as all the materials, which in turn require manufacturing from other basic materials, which can be bought or foraged from islands. A vessel will stay active until it gets sunk in battle, but other items such as weapons and clothes, unless put in storage, will gradually wear out and require replacing over time. This keeps the economy going, and requires the players to constantly need to be earning money not only for new things, but also to replace their old things. Many activities also require badges to enable them to be done, and these badges also need to be bought, and also wear out over time. However, things only wear out while the player actually plays the game, except for labour badges, which still get used even while the player is offline.

As a new pirate you'll be dressed in rags with a basic sword, very little money and no reputation, ready to start your adventure. The first thing to do is join the navy, where you can practice the jobs required to run a vessel, while also getting paid for your work. Every activity on deck requires performing a puzzle, and how well you do in the puzzle reflects how well you do the job, and the puzzles resemble the job you are doing. For example sailing requires you to fill the sails with wind, or rigging, an alternative to sailing involves pulling ropes. Sailing will speed up the vessel, or keep her at full speed. Navigating is optional and requires lining up stars, which will increase the efficiency of the sailors. Carpentry requires efficiently filling in holes in the vessel with wooden pieces, to prevent water filling up the vessel. Bilging pumps water out of the vessel, as the bilge water will slow down the vessel so the sailors have to work harder. Loading cannons requires cleaning and filling the cannons with powder, wadding and a cannonball in the right order, ready for shooting in battle.

You may find the puzzles fun, but they can be also quite tedious sometimes, especially if you are required to do a job you don't like for a long time. Most activities throughout the world require an equivalent puzzle, and as you improve your skills your reputation also increases. Likewise, the more you work for the navy and do good work, the quicker you will advance through the ranks and get rewards. You can even get command of your own vessel after a while, and get into battles, with computer controlled players called 'swabbies' working for you. The navy swabbies are quite good, but the regular swabbies you can get to work for you outside the navy, though reliable, will only ever do average work. These swabbies can be found on land as well as at sea, and can be challenged to games, and if your abilities are fairly even will also accept a little wager on the outcome.

After you've learned a bit of sailing in the navy next you'll be advised to practice your fighting. This is either a swordfight or a rumble, and you can practice with the swabbies before getting into fights with other pirates. The fights are also in the form of puzzles, and weapons are used. If you have no weapon you just use a stick for swordfighting and your fists for rumbling. In these puzzles you send swords or blows to your opponent, while blocking the ones they send. Once you know how to fight it's time to get a job working on board a player vessel, which is usually far more profitable than working for the navy. This is usually a pillage - attacking other vessels at sea and stealing their booty, though there is also much more to do.

First the crew will get the vessel up to a nice speed, get the cannons loaded and keep her shipshape. Then the captain or officer in charge will search along their charted course and try to engage a suitable enemy vessel (or avoid being engaged by an unsuitable one). This then results in a sea battle in which the sailors produce moves, and the vessels fight with cannonballs on a board, which includes strong winds, whirlpools and rocks, which need to be avoided or used to your advantage. Though you can attack other player vessels, the majority of sea battles are against computer controlled vessels, with the players all working together against the computer. The battle goes on until one of the vessels gets the chance to disengage and escape from the battle, or else grapples the enemy vessel, boards it and a fight starts. This will either be a swordfight or a rumble, but with multiple players at once. These team fights are fought tactically, attacking whichever individual you want, and each individual can be attacked by several enemies at once. And with rumble you also have the option of defending one of your own crew instead of attacking one of the enemy crew.

During battle any damage received through cannonballs and collisions will injure the crew and make it more difficult for them to win the final battle on deck, and whichever crew wins then steals a portion of the enemy booty and cargo. The crew gets a share of the money plundered straight away, and the rest is put in a booty chest, to be divided accordingly at the end of the voyage - or whatever is left if enemy pirates have attacked and successfully robbed a portion of it. In addition the crew can sometimes plunder treasure maps to small islands and shipwrecks at sea, where additional wealth can be found through digging and hauling puzzles.

As well as pillaging, crews can run several other types of voyages. Some crews will pay pirates to staff their vessels carrying needed cargo between islands for profit, and will usually try to avoid battles, as they risk losing some of their precious cargo. Others will pay workers to forage on desert islands for raw materials, which can then be sold at inhabited islands. For example plants of different colours could be used in the manufacture of coloured paint for vessels and builings, as well dye for clothing for all the different colours people want. Or they could sail to strange places, fight ghost ships, sea monsters or whatever, while hauling up great treasure from other vessels sunk in these dangerous places. Or They could either attack or defend an outpost, attack an armada or several other things. New things are sometimes added to the game, increasing its variety even more.

After a long voyage the pirate is worn out and decides to take a break. He goes to the local inn, where pirates gather to play various games or compete in tournaments, usually involving gambling. The games are accessed by using game tables, which are manufactured, and can also be bought for private use on vessels, or in homes and other properties owned. Playing the games requires buying a parlour badge, however every day a couple of them are free for everyone, so you get to play every one on certain days. Of course if you were good at certain games and wanted to play them whenever you wanted, you could easily win enough money by betting in the games, or at least get enough additional income from going on pillages or wherever else you might do to pay for your badge. There is a nice selection available. There are some good card games, including Poker, as well as others such as a drinking game and team swordfights or rumbles. The tables connect everyone together who is currently on the same ocean in the same part of the world as you are, so everyone has a chance to join a game against people who are using their own tables miles away.

There are other things to do on land, such as buy a shop to manufacture and sell whatever people need, or get a labour badge and work for other people's shops, or buy a house, where furniture can be stored, including useful items like the game tables or storage devices, such as a wardrobe so your spare clothes don't get worn out by always being carried around with you. Pirates like to show off their fine vessels, houses, furniture, clothes and other wealth and achievements, and can have parties and pay to advertise them to the whole ocean.

After a bit of experience in various things the pirate chooses his path. He might like to join a good crew full time, and rise up the ranks, getting more control of the vessel, rather than taking whatever temporary job he can find. Being in a crew gives you the rank privileges in your own crew, but you're still free to work for other crews as a temporary jobber if your own crew isn't at sailing. Pillages are the most fun part of the game, and are also very profitable. It's very enjoyable being part of a team defeating an enemy at sea and stealing their booty and cargo, which can be vast and worth a lot. Even if the crew is entirely swabbies, since you can only get 3 or 4 at once in place of pirates, it's a nice challenge to successfully sail the smaller vessels singlehanded, helped only by a few swabbies and their low skill performances, and still win battles against larger vessels with more crew.

He might want to start his own crew, or become a trader, gem smuggler, navy commander, Poker player, Blacksmith, etc. Or whatever combination of activities that are enjoyable and profitable. You just do whatever you want in this game. The only problem is the voyages require commitment, and can sometimes last a lot longer than expected. Especially if you are the lone officer on a vessel capable of commanding it and you've got to get the vessel safely back to shore before you can leave. But overall, it's this wonderful world of real pirates with lots to explore and do. It's living the life of a pirate, and everything is a game!

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Barbie Super Sports

2011-05-17T10:12:00.000-07:00

BARBIE SUPER SPORTS (Playstation)

This isn't a great game, but I include it to complete the list of Barbie games which are interesting, fun and challenging for the older player. As a male transvestite I would highly recommend the Barbie games for others, as they have the perfect combination of girliness to satisfy the girly-boy and entertaining gaming good enough to satisfy the male. In this game Barbie has the choice of two cool sports. Either she can go rollerblading or snowboarding.

After Barbie chooses her destination she then goes to the shop, which she can return to any time, to choose her outfit. She also chooses which skates or board she wants, but these must be purchased with tickets collected throughout the game, with the better, faster ones costing more. This advanced equipment is required to have a chance of winning the events, which can be quite difficult, and it requires a lot of practice. Another nice feature is the opportunity to choose from a decent selection of music while you play. Apparently the PC version may be better and it also has better music choices.

There are useful practice areas available, where Barbie not only learns how to skate and snowboard, but also can try out the different tricks she can do. I'm not sure if doing these tricks can get you extra points in the events, but even if not it's still a fun addition to the basic game. There is also a two player option for some or all of the events. I haven't yet got very far in this game, and there's still more to learn, but I'm enjoying it so far. Overall it's a fun little game worth trying if you'd like to do the sports, and certainly if you enjoy the other good Barbie games.

There may be other good Barbie games out there I haven't tried yet, and I've found a little enjoyment from some others I have tried, but this is the end of the list for those I would recommend for anyone to try. The basic part of any Barbie game is you are playing with a doll, or "action figure" and other toys, which is the basis of the majority of computer games. Except in the good computer games the toys are alive and actually play with the player, and a story unfolds which the player's toy is a part of. Barbie always looks good, and sometimes chooses her own outfits suitable for the environment, but often the player gets to play dress up with their living doll as well. Many men enjoy playing as/with a female character in their computer games, and these Barbie "games for girls" can also be enjoyed by men.

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Barbie Detective: The Mystery Cruise

2011-05-09T14:48:00.000-07:00

BARBIE DETECTIVE: THE MYSTERY CRUISE (Playstation)

This is a fun little game requiring patience, thought and a bit of skill. You play as a member of Barbie's detective agency, and direct Barbie around looking for clues to help solve the mystery of the stolen artwork on board a cruise ship. Barbie searches rooms and desks, etc. and interviews characters she meets, inputting everything into the crime computer for later analysis, where Barbie will give her opinions about things. She finds some useful items along the way, but begins with just her special detective gear - an infrared lipstick to uncover hidden fingerprints, a compact to dust the prints, and a mobile 'phone to photograph prints and send them to the crime computer. Barbie has a cruise ship to explore, as well as three nearby islands with interesting things to do at every location.

While searching for clues and fingerprints Barbie can take a break and enjoy a game with Teresa, or else against a second player. Here is where the most useful feature for a Barbie game - the difficulty setting - can be altered to make it more of a challenge to win against the computer, and the hard setting is indeed very hard. There are three fun and interesting games to play. There is a fun jetski race, with ramps to jump and huge beach balls to avoid. There is also an awesome glider race, in a kind of hang glider with a propellor. These two races are challenging and exciting, but for a more relaxed and tactical game, also requiring skill, there is shuffleboard. You can either play against Teresa, another player, or play in a tournament with the other characters on the ship.

These games aren't just a fun distraction. Learning a bit of skill in the vehicle racing games will turn out to be useful at the end of the game when the thief decides to try and escape, and it ends with an exciting chase across the sea and through the air. And while playing single games of shuffleboard, this offers the opportunity to listen in on the conversations going on nearby. These little pieces of information are sometimes useless, but will sometimes be an important clue worth recording. Apart from the fun games the main part of what makes the game interesting is analysing everything, consulting with Barbie, and trying to figure it all out for yourself before the big reveal when the fingerprint analysis is complete. The more you search and get people to talk the more clues you will find that point to the truth, and you can talk to the other detective team members for help in how to progress if you get a bit lost.

Overall this game is a lot of fun, both as a challenge that can be adjusted to the skill of the player, and as something that makes you think and get involved in the game. Once you've completed it, when you play again there will be differences throughout and probably a different thief, so you can play again and again with a new mystery to solve each time. The optional games were a lot of fun, especially the way they were part of the story, making the whole experience a great combination of enjoying a leisurely cruise around some interesting islands while also solving a mystery, returning some stolen artwork and catching a thief in the final chase scene.

I'd recommend this one for anyone as a great little detective game that can be played multiple times with a different outcome, and you can get as much fun out of it along the way as you want. It's like going on holiday to have some fun and getting involved in an exciting mystery adventure as one of your activities.

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Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue

2011-04-29T13:10:00.000-07:00

BARBIE HORSE ADVENTURES: WILD HORSE RESCUE (Playstation 2)

Even though this game is much more varied and interesting than the Riding Camp game, I didn't find it as enjoyable - though it is still a lot of fun. In this one Barbie and her friends arrive at riding school to do a bit of horse riding, but (once again) a storm has resulted in some problems. This time a lot of horses have escaped and become lost along several different trails. Barbie and her friends offer to help bring all the horses back, and you play as Barbie, who seems to be doing most of the work.

You get to choose your own horse, and as more are rescued more become available to use. You can also change the appearance of the horses if you wish, and also Barbie can change her outfit, with more outfits becoming available as Barbie collects coins and gift boxes along the trails. There are three different areas to explore, each with three trails, and if you find all the horses this then unlocks another bonus trail - and finding all the collectables may possibly unlock another. This optional part of the game in addition to finding the horses is the hardest part, as there are many hidden areas to be found and it requires a thorough search to find them all.

On each of the trails there are six foals to be found, and these must be walked and tied to a save point ready to be picked up. This often involves solving simple puzzles, and some of the foals can also be hard to find. Barbie uses objects, climbs and does other things to get to the foals and get them back to the save points. In addition there is one full grown horse to be found on each trail, and these require chasing and catching with a lassoo. This is one of the most fun and challenging parts of the game, especially the last one, which runs around a cave full of hazards. But sometimes one of the other characters catches the horse instead, and decides to take a break and challenges Barbie to a horse race, which she must win instead of catching the horse on that trail.

Apart from the puzzles to be solved, Barbie encounters many hazards along the way, such as jumping over obstacles on horseback, or ducking underneath them - which if she doesn't do she'll get knocked off her horse. There are also things like rolling logs to avoid, and dangerous animals. Some must be avoided completely, while others can be distracted for a while by throwing them food. The animals and other hazards will trouble the horses until they lose all their trust for Barbie. This can be restored by feeding them, and sometimes by praising the horses. They will also get dirty along the way and require cleaning. This can be done by riding around in deep water, where available, or else the horses must be taken back to the stables to be washed in a sort of minigame. Barbie only has one minute to clean the entire horse, and if it is very dirty this can be a little challenge.

In addition to the main game there are a few minigames to play, such as horse racing or catching horses, and these can be played as either one player against the computer or against the clock, or else two player against your friend. Each trail also has the clock minigame, where Barbie has to ride around collecting all the clocks within a time limit for a bonus prize, and this is sometimes quite challenging. One of the areas is icy in places, and this introduces an extra hazard and challenge as the horse slips and slides. Even if a trail has been completed and everything found there, once it has been opened it remains open for Barbie to return to and ride again any time she wants.

Overall this is a fun game, but it can be quite tedious at times, especially if you are trying to collect all the coins, which can be inconveniently scattered about and hidden. Barbie has to continually get off her horse to do things, which can take quite a while. It might be better if there were more of a challenge involved, and the puzzles were harder to figure out, but for a younger player I imagine it might be quite hard. Unlike Riding Camp where most of the things can be done on horseback if preferred, and with long rides, this game doesn't have the same flow, where you're happily riding along uninterrupted. It doesn't have quite the same beauty either, though the scenery is excellent, and it has some great music. So as I said, though it is far more varied and interesting, for a horse riding game it doesn't have quite the same charm as Riding Camp - but still it's very good and well worth a try.

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Barbie Horse Adventures: Riding Camp

2011-04-23T07:31:00.001-07:00

BARBIE HORSE ADVENTURES: RIDING CAMP (Playstation 2)

This one probably won't suit some people's tastes, but I think it is a magnificent game. Barbie and her best friend Teresa have enrolled at riding camp on an island to learn to ride horses. However a recent storm has caused lots of problems for the inhabitants, and they will need some help with various tasks. You play the game as Barbie, and will occasionally encounter Teresa, as well as the other inhabitants, who usually have a cheery greeting to give as Barbie approaches.

What makes this game so great is that Barbie has absolute freedom to explore the island, and go anywhere and do anything - though some things require that Barbie qualifies for them first. It looks and sounds beautiful, and apparently the PC version is even better. There is only a certain time available each day, until darkness begins to fall, accompanied by a gorgeous sunset, and lamp posts switch on. When it becomes too late Barbie gets a 'phone call from Kyle, who arrives to take her back to the stables. She can also call him up any time to do this if she becomes lost, or if her horse needs urgent care, or if she's just too lazy to find her own way back. Though Barbie's 'phone has a useful map and GPS, so getting lost usually isn't a problem. Barbie can choose to ignore Kyle's call and stay up all night if she wants to be naughty, and as night falls the stars come out and the forest sounds quite different.

The horses need care along the way - they need to drink, eat, be groomed and have their hooves cleaned to avoid injury, and there are places scattered about where this can be done. Barbie can also work in the stables caring for the other horses for extra camp credits. These camp credits can also be earned by completing tasks and collecting objects scattered around the island. The credits can be used in the dressing room to purchase new outfits or saddles for the horse, and there is a nice selection available. As a male transvestite, playing the part of Barbie at riding camp is very satisfying! When Barbie tries on new outfits Teresa also comes along to give her opinion, and I find myself agreeing with her comments.

The tasks Barbie has to perform are usually very simple, though I find it very enjoyable riding around doing things, and trying not to get into trouble. There is even an interesting mystery that Barbie solves, beginning with finding a message in a bottle on the beach. My only complaint is that most of the time you are shown exactly where you are supposed to go, and merely have to find your way there by the best route. For example one thing you have to do is find a missing cat, and its precise location is pinpointed for you. I would much rather have had to actually search for it - though I suppose you could cover up your permanent map to make it a little more difficult. Or at one point on my travels I came across some horses wandering on a hill, then later Kyle asked me to find some missing horses. I thought, "Hey! I've seen them - I know where to go!" But of course as usual I was directed straight to their precise location.

The goal of the game is to graduate from riding camp by winning ribbons in several events, which get progressively more difficult. There may only be a certain number of days to do this before Barbie has to leave, though I'm not sure about that yet. You are usually given plenty of opportunity to fail, and it isn't too hard to win the ribbons, though it is likely that you'll mess up in the harder events and have to start again if you're not careful. And you can go back any time to try and improve your times in the events, and this is a lot of fun and very challenging. For example I still haven't managed to complete the show jumping event without knocking off at least one of the bars, and I keep going back to try and do it perfectly - while still beating my previous best time. As you win the ribbons you get access to different horses, and each one is different, and better suited to some of the events. For example some horses are better at jumping, some are faster, and some are better at endurance.

You could even make up your own events to try and complete within a set time. For example you could travel from one side of the island to the other, visiting several difficult to reach locations, and finding and collecting a set number of horse shoes or whatever along the way - while also trying to have the minimum number of accidents, and also keeping your horse well looked after so it doesn't go thirsty or require other care. The adventures you can have are only limited by your imagination!

Overall I find this game to be a wonderful dreamlike experience, like a fondly remembered holiday that I never want to end. Though as I said, others might not enjoy it so much, and may find it boring, especially if they rush through it and don't take the time to immerse themselves in the game. So if you love this sort of thing then I would highly recommend this game, and if perhaps not then it's still worth a try - you never know, you might enjoy it!

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Secret Agent Barbie

2011-04-21T10:34:00.001-07:00

SECRET AGENT BARBIE (Gameboy Advance)

If you are wanting to try out this game, I highly recommend the Gameboy Advance version. There is also a PC version available, though this will only work with older computers. The PC version is superior in graphics and sound, but far inferior as an actual game. It's a lot more like watching a film, with a lot of cool cutscenes, but with very easy and boring gameplay in between (it also has a different story). But the Gameboy Advance version is entertaining and challenging throughout.

This time Barbie is an international secret agent, called in to investigate the theft of the crown jewels. She must travel to different locations throughout the world, pursuing the villains, discovering their evil plot and put a stop to it, before finally capturing them. Barbie can run, jump, roll, climb, hide and use a variety of spy gadgets to help her in her missions. For example she has a compact with mirror she can throw at guards, which releases a cloud of powder to confuse and blind them, or a robot puppy dog that can scout ahead, sneaking past guards unseen, and get into small spaces, or start barking to distract guards away.

Barbie does not fight the guards. Instead she has to try to sneak past them without being seen, and if she becomes too visible she is captured and the mission is over. The male guards are usually quite lazy and not too hard to avoid, but the female guards are far more dangerous, and will actively chase Barbie, running and jumping after her relentlessly. There are also robot guards to avoid. In addition Barbie must pick a variety of electronic locks to open doors, and this can also be quite challenging.

The game gets more difficult as it progresses, and once it has been completed this unlocks the expert mode, which is even more difficult. In addition there is the option of finding and collecting data disks scattered around as an extra challenge; and finding them all in a mission unlocks extra outfits and gadgets, such as a spy car. The missions are quite exciting, and also involve things like a car chase and speedboat chase, as well as underwater scuba diving. It's a great little adventure!

Overall I recommend this for anyone as a fun little game with great scenery and interesting variety. It's nicely challenging and fun to play.

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Barbie Explorer

2011-04-21T08:56:00.000-07:00

BARBIE EXPLORER (Playstation)

I include the Barbie games in my reviews as they have a reputation of being boring, easy games for young girls. But not all of them are so, and I wanted to show the exceptions I have discovered. This game above all stands out as being the best of the bunch for the older gamer who is looking for an entertaining challenge. Despite it being reasonably short, the younger players can take years to complete it.

There is a two player option for the game but I'm not sure what this is about. In the one player version you take on the role of Barbie, this time being an archaeologist adventurer in the style of Indiana Jones or Lara Croft. (Though in the game she's actually a reporter, but she's Barbie - she can do anything!) Barbie runs, carefully walks, jumps, rolls, climbs and swings her way through various obstacles, as well as manipulating objects. There is a useful training level to familiarise yourself with all of Barbie's abilities and how to control them. There are also three difficulty levels; easy, medium and hard, which define how many accidents Barbie can have before she dies.

Barbie's mission is to collect four artifacts scattered around the world. The three opening locations can be visited in any order, and in their natural order become progressively more difficult. Once all three have been completed this reveals the fourth mystery location, most difficult of all, where the final artifact can be found. Each location has three levels to complete, usually increasing in difficulty with each one, and ends with a fourth level in which Barbie must get past a creature guarding the artifact. She has no weapons and does not fight, so to deal with the guardians and other creatures along the way that are trying to hurt her, the only option is to avoid them.

The way is pretty much linear throughout each of the levels, so there's no getting lost, although there are side ways to explore and hidden passages. It's mainly a physical challenge throughout requiring skill, but there are also some puzzles requiring thought, some with a time limit. These usually aren't too tricky but can cause problems. For example the first one I encountered was extremely simple, but the way it worked was deceptive and made it appear far more complicated than it actually was. Also one of the puzzles I never managed to figure out, but just got it right by chance. In addition to the main mission Barbie has the option of collecting gemstones along the way, and to find and collect them all makes the game even more difficult than it already is.

Overall the game is quite challenging and exciting, and never gets boring. As it progresses new interesting things appear, for example in Tibet many of the paths are icy and Barbie slips and slides while doing even the most simple of things. My only complaint is that compared to the rest of the levels, the guardian levels were a bit too easy, and could have been more exciting if there were more of a challenge involved. But I would recommend this game to anyone. As Barbie herself says when she completes it...

"It wasn't easy, but it sure was fun!"

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Game Reviews

2011-04-13T20:34:00.000-07:00

I plan to do some game reviews of computer games I have enjoyed playing recently. I am a fan of old 8 bit computer games from the 1980s for the Acorn Electron, and I could go on and on about them, but the ones I will be reviewing will be some modern games for a PC (or other game machines that can be emulated on a PC). All these emulators and games can be downloaded for free if you choose from the internet. You can also get an emulator for the Acorn Electron computer, eg. 'Elkulator' or 'Electrem' to play on the PC, and can find a massive number of games for it at the 'StairwayToHell' website. I've also made some videos on my 'Youtube' channel showing some Acorn Electron games synchronised with songs - partly intentionally synchronised and partly by coincidence as usual.

Lately I have become fascinated by 'Barbie' games, in which you play as the popular doll character. These are supposedly for young girls only, and are very simple, but I have found a few really good ones which are interesting, fun to play and quite challenging for anyone. I'll probably be reviewing these first. I've also tried watching a couple of Barbie films as well, and as surprisingly as with some of the games, these have turned out to be very enjoyable to watch. This just goes to show how "if you never try you'll never know what you're missing!"

A popular online multiplayer game I used to play is called 'Runescape', and though I would recommend it I probably won't be reviewing this one. I enjoyed it in the past, but then there was a significant change to it that ruined the main part of what was so good about it. Still, like some other online multiplayer games, this is a good 'virtual world' for people who live far apart to meet and engage in activities together, and get to know each other better than just by writing words in messages.

I might mention a few others, but these are the games I will be planning to review. Some appear identical played on different machines, but some are quite different, or else don't appear at all on other machines. Even if I don't get around to reviewing them, these are ones I highly recommend checking out...

Barbie Explorer - Playstation
Secret Agent Barbie - Gameboy Advance
Barbie Horse Adventures: Riding Camp - Playstation 2
Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue - Playstation 2
Detective Barbie: The Mystery Cruise - Playstation
Barbie Super Sports - Playstation

Puzzle Pirates - online multiplayer
Legend Of Edda - online multiplayer

The Movies - PC
Silent Hill 3 - PC
Army Men RTS - PC
Rule Of Rose - Playstation 2
Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds - Playstation 2
Artificial Girl 3 (with English subtitles) - PC
Kari Virtual Girlfriend - PC

There are other good games I would recommend that could be played either directly or emulated on a PC, and I might mention them, but these are mainly ones that have stood out as exceptional, or at least noteworthy in some way, and that I would never tire of playing it seems.

As a final note, another couple of games worthy of mention (but which I probably won't review) are the Bruno R. Marcos Star Wars games. These are excellent games Marcos has written and offers free. One is called 'The Battle Of Yavin', which is based on the classic Star Wars game, based on the space battle at the end of episode IV. The other is called 'The Battle Of Endor' and is based on the space battle at the end of episode VI. Get them here...

http://www.bruneras.com/

Sleepyhead song

2011-04-01T05:57:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYFjvJlArqM The poem 'Sleepyhead' set to music.

A Little Poetry

2011-03-31T05:50:00.001-07:00

SLEEPYHEAD
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The darkest shadow has begun to fall
where sun shone bright and all walked tall.
A creeping disease too slow to see
has infected the lives of you and me.

Under the stones as you rest your weary bones
a parasite crawls and sneaks through our homes.
And who can see by the glare of the TV,
which flickers at just the right frequency?

As horrors untold begin to unfold,
at the edge of perception the fear takes hold.
And so we deny, and embrace the next lie,
warmed by the globe as the people grow cold.

And I tried to explain but a haze filled my brain,
and I couldn't quite say how we got here today.
But then came a man; a man we should cherish.
He knew, and his name was Brian Gerrish.

He was sound as a pound - though my pound hit the ground,
and dwindles away as I watch day by day.
And though all the services can't get their pay,
the banks get bailed out in some magical way.

And war raged on, began by a lie,
though I never heard all the innocent die.
I only saw stars wearing this, doing that.
I only saw stars wearing this, doing that.

As a Common Purpose slipped into place
behind the scenes as if far out in space,
in all of society the leaders were set...
including the ones who aren't leaders yet!

And though they would cheat and steal, that's OK;
all those above us can have their own way.
The laws and the statutes are only for slaves;
a legal fiction from cradle to grave.

My words could go on and on and on
and on and on and on and on...
But too much is wrong to write in a song.
I've already spoken for far too long.

I just ask that you hear and not wait another year,
or for some dark date when it's far too late.
I ask that you look in the history book...
It's happened before; it will happen once more.

And if it's not clear with your finger in your ear,
or safe with your beer to give you your cheer,
you need to wake up and put down your cup.

YOU NEED TO WAKE UP!

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CONSPIRACY FAIRIES
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A cry never heeded: Unity is needed.
All that is tall will fall with this call.

But none ever hear, if you scream year by year.
They do nothing but speak, growing ever more weak,
while the enemy roars, and the truth-teller bores.

The dictators creep while the wakened ones sleep;
an illusion so deep.

I long for the mission. Will any ever listen?
A strong horn and tooth says, "We know the truth."
But that means nought; it's only a thought.

The dream will come true when we choose to DO!

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Thoughts on The Pattern

2011-03-12T16:18:00.000-08:00

What I call "the Pattern", or the Logos, or Tao, etc. is the "thing" behind reality, always changing yet always remaining the same, like a living (and seemingly intelligent) creature - always keeping the same shape, but always moving into different positions.

The way this is sampled is a one dimensional sampling of reality in an extremely simplified form, translated into a two dimensional picture of reality, then translated into a three dimensional picture of reality (and sometimes expanded into a four dimensional picture, including time as well as space). The one dimensional sampling of reality corresponds precisely with the actual observed three dimensional reality. But how is the whole of reality, or at least the portion of it being observed recorded?

My method is a simple flipping of 36 coins, six coins six times, three with the left hand and three with the right, flipping left and right at the same time. Each coin flip, whether it turns up heads or tails simplifies each portion of a sequence of reality into binary, and transforms that period of observed reality into a binary number. Many things could have happened during that time, and the coins could have moved in a massive variety of different ways. But their massively complex movements, and all the possible events in the world are simplified into whether one half of them happened or not. Obviously this could be made more sensitive by using dice, and more rolls but using this simple 6x6 binary form shows us the simplest possible picture of reality - the true building blocks which form actual experience.

So what we see is that reality is always made from the same picture, but it always varies its appearance into different configurations, while always keeping the same form - like all the different ways in the world you could draw a picture of a house. I don't know whether or not that it's a consequence of using six coins six times, with the left and right halves seperated and at the same time, that the 6x6 image shows a picture of reality, imagined as a two dimensional image in your eye expanded into a three dimensional picture of reality, as well as the left and right hand 3x6 halves showing different pictures seperately. Additional images appear as both black on a white background and white on a black background, and also when the image is turned and looked at in a different way. So within the same simple image there can be as many as TWENTY-FOUR different images! The different pictures which appear sometimes are of the same thing at different points in time, simulating an actual three dimensional moving scene. Perhaps also seperating it into left and right together divided physical location into left and right halves of total reality in the pictures.

Of course the numbers can be looked at in many different ways, producing yet more pictures, as well as the numbers themselves, being seen as occurances within reality that also form those same events and numbers. Another experiment that needs to be done is getting numbers from a completely different location, as all of my experiments, where reality is seperated into left and right halves, have been done in the exact same location.

The Plan Of The Elite

2011-02-22T20:16:00.000-08:00

'The Plan Of The Elite' video I made. Where fiction and reality meet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m8qQQ4geWk

I might post the video here too if there is space.

The Mack-hiker

2010-10-18T19:32:00.000-07:00

'The hitchhiker' from The Doors' 'An American Prayer' + The Secret World Of Alex Mack 'Road trip' synchronicity. George Mack takes his daughter on a road trip out into the desert and tells her about how he used to go there when he was younger...

Here is a link to the entire album/episode synchronicity...

Part 1
http://vimeo.com/15992596

Part 2
http://vimeo.com/15993578

Part 3
http://vimeo.com/15994633

Visual/visual synchronicity

2010-09-15T09:25:00.001-07:00

Watch the video here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb7xNNYXrVE

Some general similarities...

Watery pool.
Water Stargate puddle.
When we see reflections in the pool we also see reflections in Daniel's glasses and the tabletop.

Deep hole tunnel.
Long Stargate tunnel.

The two stories unfolding side by side...

Bridge reflected like circular watery Stargate.

Butterfly seems to fly through it, also through tree loop.
Glider flies through Stargate.

Cat and person through daisy chain ring.
People go through Stargate ring.

A cat also goes through the Stargate in this episode.

Alice picks up and holds the cat.

Sam picks up and holds the cat.

Flowers with blue sky in background.
Stargate iris looks like a flower, with blue in background.

Blue bird flies past.

Jack holds a bird-shaped blue object.

People nod heads at same time as Alice and the bird.

Pause when going through circular hole.
Pause when going through circular Stargate.

Alice and cat fall down the slope, and Alice goes far down.

SG1 go far down steps.

Alice switches on a light at the side, which bathes her in light.
A light switches on at the side, which bathes Jack in light.

Alice goes down the corridor with irregular-shaped doorways.
SG1 go down the corridor with irregular-shaped doorways.

Alice goes through the double door.

SG1 go through the double door.

Alice enters a large hallway with someone behind a curtain at the end.
SG1 enter a large hallway with someone behind a barrier at the end.

Alice opens the curtain, there is a doorknob person behind it.
A screen goes down, there is a person behind it.

Slow House Coming

2010-07-02T16:17:00.000-07:00

Apparenly blocked worldwide on pest Youtube, so I'll post it here. 'Man gave names to all the animals' from Bob Dylan's 'Slow Train Coming' + 'Up' synchronicity...

The old man calls it a Snipe, the young boy calls it Kevin. As usual you will notice virtually 100% synchronicity if you are aware of the original story and dialogue. This is part of a really emotional one, I find it hard not to cry during tracks 2 and 3. It misses out track 6, and is followed by Pink Floyd's 'Meddle', which takes it to the end of the film.

More Jen On Film

2010-06-28T13:40:00.000-07:00

Here are a few more pictures of Jennifer...

Jen resting her eyes.

Jenny wants a new nose.

Jen having a bit of a sit down.

Jenny's legs.

Pigtail Jen.

Jennifer with hat.

The magic colour-changing dress (see earlier image "Jen's back").

Jen in black plays the chord of "D".

Pretty in pink.

One of her favourite outfits.

Booooooooooots!

Film preview

2010-06-23T13:49:00.000-07:00

THE BEGINNING OF THE END

I am currently making a film. When I'm finished I'll post it onto Youtube, it conveniently seperates itself into individual episodes short enough to post there. But here is a preview of the opening, though I may make some changes before it's finished. The film is partly written by myself, but mainly is generated from the Pattern. The entire soundtrack is the Radiohead album 'Hail To The Thief'. Note you might need to magnify your screen view to read some of the text, but it's better always doing that when watching videos here, as they are so small.

REAL EFFECTIVE SELF DEFENSE

2010-04-04T11:39:00.000-07:00

It's been a while since I posted anything new about the New World Order warnings, there is much to say, but here is a little aside into something important.

First just a brief note about chemtrails. You can use this method to scientifically prove that certain low level trails are chemtrails and NOT "normal contrails" (Use clouds for height approximation)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PSSL5HJoI8

And just another brief point about DISINFORMATION AGENTS. They continually go about using lies and trickery, attacking truth tellers and creating doubt about the truth they are telling. But they are easy to recognise if you know what you are looking for...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxOpXV2R6Pc

http://www.benfrank.net/disinfo/

But what I really want to get into here is SELF DEFENSE. The criminals rule the streets, especially at night, and 'normal' people are usually to afraid to go out, especially in certain areas, and are constant helpless victims. The same would be true if the governments took over and turned against the people, most people would be unable to fight back effectively - especially in places like Britain where firearms are forbidden. This agenda of disarming the people began long ago and happens gradually - it began in the 16th century in Britain, and is currently going on in America.

Now people who do not want to be victims can take self defense courses, and usually get some kind of martial arts training. This can be very useful, will give you confidence which makes you much less likely to be seen as a potential target, however in most REAL-LIFE situations you will be scared, heart racing, etc. and things will happen far too quickly for you to be able to think. Unless you've had many years of training and are an expert in such situations you are going to freeze and not be able to think clearly at all. And any complex moves you have learned, even if you remember them, will turn out to be useless in actual real-life situations. Here is an example, even by an experienced fighter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JezWTnD_h1I

Lt. Col. William E. Fairbairn discovered this when he was working as a police officer on rough streets between the first and second world wars. After learning many different martial arts and fighting techniques he took a little from many of them and simplifed it. He found that in real-life situations only the simplest "gross motor movements" techniques were actually effective. These could be learned very quickly and came naturally to people, and could be used by anyone, no matter how big, strong or fit they were. Whether tired, scared, injured, whatever, these would never fail in real life combat situations. Unlike martial arts and other fighting techniques where there are rules and fairness, and are used in competitions, real fighting techniques which happened on the streets and in combat needed to be totally brutal.

The basic point is not to get into any dangerous situation in the first place, but if it should arise, at the very first sign of trouble the victim should explode into the attacker with a series of brutal, simple, "dirty" attacks until they are subdued. Usually this involves constantly pushing forwards into the attacker (in the correct way) so they are constantly off-balance stumbling backwards and unable to fight back. At which point either they can be "finished off", or else the victim can make their escape in safety. Fairbairn then taught these techniques to World War II soldiers. Here is an example of his training...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhUdTeo7gYA

Modern techniques are now being taught based on these old reliable methods. One move that especially needs to be considered is the often ridiculed "judo chop", also known as "ax-hand" or "edge of hand blow". This is extremely effective if delivered to the correct spots with sufficient force, here is an example - this is one correct way to effectively deal with the knife threat shown earlier...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0SfgolItm8

I highly recommend learning these "close combat" techniques, also known as Defendu which Fairbairn developed. Carl Cestari was a student and has given some great training, get this knowledge while it is available to the public - but even better get some personal training in the techniques. Here is some stuff to get you started...

Captain Chris shows a couple of moves on TV...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaN5XBMvLn4

Close Combat article in 'Black Belt' magazine, includes another great knife defence from the hands up position...
http://www.blackbeltmag.com/archives/191

Carl Cestari explains the most effective way to train...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHH_HCOjxP8

Carl Cestari 'rock crusher'...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUaCkXR83e4

For firearms. Applegate shooting method...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2MfNS152cs

Take back your world, do not fear, be prepared for anything.

Hits Out Of Hogwarts

2010-02-22T08:16:00.000-08:00

HITS OUT OF HOGWARTS

The opening track is one of the best ever synchronicities...

This is also on 'Youtube' website, but may not be available in all countries.

Enjoy! :)

2010-02-13T13:20:00.000-08:00

LOST GODS

Another that wasn't allowed on 'Youtube'...

'Stoned immaculate' from The Doors' 'An American Prayer' + Stargate SG1 pilot episode synchronicity. Jack's friend and Daniel's wife become gods and get lost through the stargate, and they spend years looking for them...

Strange Trails

2009-12-02T16:24:00.000-08:00

Another video I couldn't put on 'Youtube', which follows after the 'Chemically Numb' synchronicity. It entertained me so I thought I would share it here.

'Strange days' by The Doors

Strange days have found us. Strange days have tracked us down.

They're going to destroy our casual joys.

We shall go on playing or find a new town.Yeah!

Strange eyes fill strange rooms. Voices will signal their tired end.

The hostess is grinning, her guests sleep from sinning.

Hear me talk of sin and you know this is it. Yeah!

Strange days have found us. And through their strange hours we linger alone.

Bodies confused. Memories misused.

As we run from the day to a strange night of stone.

The universe is made of the Trinity

2009-11-13T15:38:00.000-08:00

I just wanted to jot down and share something I was thinking about, concerning how the trinitarian nature of God is found in likeness if you look at how the universe is made. A single thing is usually made up of multiple parts. And all of those parts are usually made of multiple molecules. And all of those molecules are made up of multiple atoms, and this is the basic building block of all matter. If we examine what exactly it is we find it is made up of three parts...

The Neutron, a neutral particle, and most massive of the three, which resides in the nucleus. It is made from and can be split into two parts...
The Proton, a positively charged particle which resides in the nucleus, but also exerts a force into the space beyond the atom. Its charge provides a value...
The Electron, a negatively charged particle that exists outside of the nucleus, and also exerts a force into the space beyond the atom. It can also physically leave and return to the atom. Its opposite charge provides a variance to the value.

The Neutron is invisible electrically, though all three particles also exert a gravitational force into the space beyond, with the Electron being equal charge to the Proton but manifested physically so much more tiny.

The Electron is a unit all of itself, but in Quantum Theory only complete values can exist, and the Proton and Neutron are both made from three Quarks which each have a fractional value. So the whole particle, and also the Quarks which create them can only exist as a single unit with the three Quarks together creating it.

Everything is made from waves, even particles. A wave is made from three parts...
The thing that caused it to occur, which is seperate from the wave, but the wave is a likeness of it...
The field is the medium within which the wave's vibration occurs, the thing that vibrates...
The pattern is the rate and variance of the wave's vibration.

Now compare this to the trinitarian view of God...

The Father exists eternally and is all in all, the invisible originator enthroned in heaven, who issues forth the Spirit and speaks the Word...
The Spirit exists eternally in the Father but exerts influence out into the universe, and provides the base or medium in creation...
The Word exists eternally and exerts influence out into the universe, becoming localised as a tiny man in Christianity, leaving heaven and then returning again. And the Word is the Pattern, or Tao, etc. in creation, the vibration which generates all the different things.

All three have equality, and are a complete unit as God, presumably unable to exist without that configuration of three in one to speak himself into existence eternally without beginning or end, also all being a likeness of each other, though they have seperate functions. The Word and the Spirit are in a position of voluntary submission to the Father, and they exist in this configuration of love, each one sustaining the others, so it can continue eternally.

The unseen trinitarian atoms you would surely put your trust in.
The unseen trinitarian Quarks too perhaps.
The often seen trinitarian wave defining everything is always there.
What about the trinitarian God behind it all? Do you see yet?

OK Chemtrails

2009-11-09T12:22:00.000-08:00

PARANOID ABOUT CHEMTRAILS

This is the first and most educational video of a series I did with Radiohead's album 'OK Computer'. This is audio/visual synchronicity with a film about chemtrails. There is more information, and the whole series can be found here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwP8rng6VJ4&feature=PlayList&p=F396143C65DBE153&index=0&playnext=1

Since this is purely Tao-induced coincidence then it seems this is what God wants to tell us on the subject. While each individual video is an 'expose' in itself the whole series tells a story as follows...

1. Paranoid About Chemtrails - The mysterious lines in the sky are discovered, and also what exactly they are begins to become clear, and the nightmare dawns...

2. Subterranean Airsick Alien - After the initial shock wears off it is a typical day living with chemtrails, a more light-hearted video as documenting and speculating about the chemtrails begins...

3. Exit Trails - Now it begins to get darker and more hopeless as the chemtrails and their effects, and the media hypnosis become certain, but there is a little encouragement not to give up...

4. No Chemtrails Please - We skip to the end, and there is a choice to fight back or else go back to sleep and let it all happen. But even if nothing else can be done it is wise to search out natural and spiritual methods of healing, and praying for miracles...

And here are a couple of individual songs synchronised with the same video...

Chemically Numb...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvQRcPSfQ6w

Two Chemtrails In The Sunset...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVux6r2EBVU

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!

2009-11-02T11:01:00.000-08:00

Watch this short video about the true value of money...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2xaOhY9KZ8

Now one thing must be made clear here, it is not that gold and silver are becoming more expensive, it is that the money we own is becoming less valuable. The same is happening in the UK, the coins are replaced with ones of lesser value, and the actual value of money is falling all the time. You can confirm this by checking the prices for yourself, it is happening worldwide, with very few exceptions. The banknotes of course are just cheques, a promise of payment. It is just one step away from purely electronic money which is worth LITERALLY NOTHING. If you do not own precious metals or ACTUAL OBJECTS HAVING REAL VALUE, then you do not own ACTUAL WEALTH, it is an illusion. Most people do not even own their own homes - they have mortgages, and if they fail to keep up the repayments then the banks can seize their property.

If actual cash is done away with entirely and it becomes purely electronic then you are at the mercy of machines, and those in charge can actually refuse you service and decide what you can and cannot buy, or they can take away your wealth entirely with the push of a button.

Listen to this excellent speech by Daniel Hannan, Member of the European Parliament, to see just how bad things have become...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94lW6Y4tBXs

So who owns all the actual wealth? PRIVATE BANKERS! The same ones who sponsor governments, directing them to make policy which favour themselves. And the same ones which produce too much credit, devaluing the money and creating economic crisis and recession. But it gets worse. Watch these two videos about the bank bailouts...

UK...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ClxSf3z4k

USA...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8DXPlGRDK4

So in fact we, the struggling common people, WITHOUT OUR CONSENT, are made through taxes to give BILLIONS more to the banks - so they can loan it back to us and CHARGE US INTEREST ON OUR OWN MONEY! As you saw the massive 700 billion dollars from American taxpayers was chosen simply because "it's a really big number!" And the common man is failing while these already extremely wealthy bankers are literally "laughing all the way to the bank!"

If you look carefully at this you can see that there is a worldwide plan to transfer all the wealth - whether theoretical "money" or actual wealth - out of the hands of the common majority of people, and into the hands of these very few people in control of everything - "the elite".

Take a look at this document. This was allegedly accidentally left within a second-hand photocopier (though I would prefer to think someone with a conscience did this on purpose, to expose what is going on). Now whether this document is genuine or not is irrelevant, you should be able to plainly see that everything contained therein is actually happening. There is another version available with diagrams, but these are only necessary if you want to study the formulas in detail, just the words are enough for a basic study. This is very long, but there is no need to read it all at once, just read the introduction to begin with and then you can pick out parts at your leisure...

http://www.syti.net/GB/SilentWeaponsGB.html

More "silent weapons" for the "quiet war". You'll see it mainly speaks of economics, and ways to control the population to make them into this great predictable machine. Money it seems follows after the same scientific laws as things like electricity. The production of "credit" then causes "economic inductance", and the only way for it to balance and continue working is for the "population field" to collapse. In other words, PEOPLE NEED TO DIE as part of this plan to transfer the real wealth into the hands of "the elite", and this apparently is the real reason behind war and other mass deaths.

But that is not the only reason. Obviously the ever increasing population of "normal" people puts a strain on things, and also becomes more difficult to control by so few. Take a look at this...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones

This is referred to as the Georgia Guidestones, and is the blueprint for a "perfect world" under the New World Order. Some of it is disturbing, especially the first rule - that the population of the Earth should be maintained below 500 million. It is currently more than ten times that amount. Also check out this very disturbing article...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article5950442.ece

Now if it isn't plain to you the population is going to grow massively by 2031, and even if everybody were sterelised so there was zero population growth, more than half of the population are not going to die naturally by then. And all those tens of millions can't be thrown out of the country - where would they go (especially with population increasing elsewhere too), and WHO would have to go? The only way this is possible is for the government to actually KILL people! They are wise to "distance themselves" from this idea once people realise what it means, but eventually they are going to have to address it.

Taking all these things into account suddenly all of the various poisonings and "terrorist threats", unrighteous wars, disease "epidemics", dangerous vaccines and other things begin to make perfect sense. But note that making us sick isn't just about killing us, it is also about controlling us and making vast profits through the pharmaceutical industry.

I'll end this post with some important points brought up in the 'silent weapons for quiet wars' document, and use phrases coined by David Icke to describe them...

THE TOTALITARIAN TIPTOE
A frog in boiling water will jump out immediately, but if you very gradually increase the temperature it will not notice, until it's too late and it boils to death. The same is if all the things in the great plan happen too quickly, people will notice and rebel against it. But by introducing things very gradually, and gauging public reation, all these things can be brought about eventually - and ARE being brought about!

PROBLEM-REACTION-SOLUTION
The agenda is pushed forward most commonly by this method. A PROBLEM is brought before the public, which is either usually false or actually created by those in power. This then produces a carefully manipulated REACTION from the public, who then demand a SOLUTION from those in charge. The solution turns out to be exactly what "the elite" had wanted all along!

STANDARD RESPONSE IGNORING WHAT I SAID

2009-10-26T06:17:00.000-07:00

This is the response I got back from my MP which completely ignored what I said about how the persistent trails opposed to the science of normal contrail formation are definitely NOT "normal contrails"...

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I write in response to your e-mail of the 13 October regarding trails from aircraft. I have been contacted by another constituent about this matter and made enquiries with my colleagues in the Department for Food Environment and Rural Affairs.

A common conspiracy theory claims that these trails are actually "chemicals or biological agents sprayed at high altitudes for a purpose undisclosed to the general public".

DEFRA confirm that such a theory has absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever and, as such, is not scientifically recognised.

Condensation trails, however, are often emitted by high flying aircraft. These are commonly known as contrails and are composed very simply of ice crystals and water vapour caused by the combustion process.

I hope you find this information helpful.

Regards and best wishes

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No basis in fact whatsoever???!??!? What I wrote about how the government has ADMITTED to "chemicals or biological agents sprayed at high altitudes for a purpose undisclosed to the general public" has also clearly been completely ignored. I WOULD CALL THAT A FACT! Here is the Guardian article detailing how Liberal Democrat MP Norman Baker has managed to get the information about it released, and also how the spraying is NONE OF THE PUBLIC'S BUSINESS...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2002/apr/21/uk.medicalscience

Clearly the letter I received contradicts this information, conveniently ignoring actual facts, and assuring me that everything is OK and there is NO SUCH THING as the government has already admitted to!

UPDATE

2009-10-26T04:07:00.000-07:00

I've just received a letter from the House Of Commons. I don't have time now to look at this, but I will report on what it says later...

Ignored by Member of Parliament

2009-10-26T02:55:00.000-07:00

As I said I wrote an email to my local MP concerning the chemtrails, and I referenced the government's admittance of the spraying "tests" in the past, and the obvious nature of the current spraying - since these are "current operations" the government refuses to release information about what is happening. I immediately got back a reply saying she gets a lot of mail, but I would most likely get a response within 10 days. It has now been 2 weeks, and I have got no response back at all. Of course I cannot know whether my email even reached the MP, but either way it seems what I wrote has been completely ignored, though I said that I was extremely worried about it, and more and more people are beginning to become aware of it.

However there WAS a change in the spraying, it has now become a lot more covert and less obvious. When the sky has been clear during the day I have not seen a single trail across the sky, where previously it was covered in them. But on a cloudy day I could clearly make out a thick trail going across the sky, almost invisible against the cloud background, which I would not have seen if I wasn't looking carefully, and I've also seen the spread out trails left hours previously, which are a lot less obvious and resemble normal cloud.

Today is cloudy again, but for a brief time a lot of the cloud cleared up, revealing the usual extreme chemtrail activity, now hidden by the cloud again. Note that this is mainly done early in the morning when people are either asleep or rushing off to work, too busy to notice it. The only previous time there has been a cease to the trails since I started observing was when the windspeed was high, and others have confirmed that chemtrail laying ceases when the wind gets above a certain speed.

So it seems more drastic measures must be undertaken to try and get more people to become aware of what is going on, writing to your local MP will do nothing except make it less obvious to the public!

Submit to the HIGHEST authority

2009-10-16T09:58:00.000-07:00

This post is for Christians, and also for those who don't share the faith but still view the New Testament as a book of fine wisdom.

In the "last days" - which according to all the signs and prophecies is NOW - many preachers will be trained to do the devil's work, and will deceive the people. They will be working for the Earthly government, the New World Order, instead of working for God. It is certain that they will use this quote from the New Testament against you...

Romans 13:1-7
Let every soul be subject to higher authorities, for there is no authority except from God, but the existing authorities have been ordained by God. So that whoever resists the authority has opposed the ordinance of God, and whoever opposes will receive judgment to themselves. For the rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. And do you not want to fear the authority? Do the good and you will have praise from it, for he is a servant of God to you for the good. But if you do evil, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain - for he is a servant of God, an avenger for wrath to the one practising evil.
Because of this it is necessary to be subject, not only because of wrath but also because of conscience. For because of this you also pay taxes, for they are ministers of God, for this very thing, always giving attention. Then give to all their dues - to the one due tax, the tax, to the one due tribute, the tribute, to the one due fear, the fear, to the one due honour, the honour.

Now this makes it plain that the government authority should be obeyed - because it is set up by God for the good of the people, to do the work of God on Earth, rewarding the good and punishing the evil. However, if you look at your own government you can plainly see whether it is this authority from God which is to be obeyed, or if it is something else...

-Is the devil/serpent/dragon/beast at the head of it? We are commanded to RESIST the devil in every way, Christ died to set us free from being ruled over by him.

-Does it reward what is truly good, and punish what is truly evil? If not then it is not doing what God gave it authority to do.

-Does it do good itself, and not do what is evil? God does not authorise evil, and there are no evil ministers of God.

-Does it require a fair tax, and use the money for doing what God authorised it to do? If not then there is no requirement to pay to help fund further evil. A worker should not get paid if he doesn't do his job!

-Is it earning its tax? Do any of its members deserve tribute, fear and honour? That is up to you to decide.

So it's quite plain that the coming New World Order is NOT to be obeyed, it is to be opposed - the devil is the enemy of God, and to follow the devil is to reject God. His government is definitely NOT a government with God's authority, set up by God for our good. The government will be set up to enslave us, and whatever government arises or is currently in power that does not agree with the description in Romans 13 of the government set up by God, then this must certainly be an evil government, and it does not have the authority which comes from God - IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO, PRETENDING TO BE A HIGHER AUTHORITY!

"There is no authority, except from God."

Also beware of the devil setting himself up to appear to be the true and living God when he comes, but if you read the book of Revelation and other end time prophecies then his coming should be plain. And of course if you have faith then pray for wisdom and guidance.

The Quiet War

2009-10-13T08:12:00.000-07:00

This is another subject where I don't know where to begin. This is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, and you will almost certainly have a natural reaction - a conditioned response - that tells you that much, or indeed all of what I will write here is utter nonsense. Now if you want to know truth you search it out, you make observations, do experiments and make arguments based on sound logic and reasoning, and take all things from several different sources and viewpoints, rather than getting a biased view. Under no circumstances do you simply guess, without any knowledge at all, or just a few 'official' stories - unless you are a blind fool. So likewise if you want to know if the things I write here are true or not you should examine them properly for yourself. To not do so means you have been conditioned by a mass hypnosis, and I would urge you to recognise this strange automatic reaction WHICH IS CLEARLY OPPOSED TO DISCOVERING TRUTH, and resist it. Are you an intelligent person or a blind fool? Make your choice now...

I will begin with something that needs to be urgently brought to people's attention, so if you do not read all of what I write at least this first part has been said to you. Fifteen to twenty years or so ago, and further in the past aeroplanes would fly by, and sometimes they would leave a trail behind them in the sky. This almost always vanished in seconds, though they sometimes can last a little longer. Look into your memory and your old photographs, even watch old films and TV shows and notice what the sky is like. We still see this today, these condensation trails, or "contrails" will sometimes appear behind an aeroplane when the atmospheric conditions are right, and there is a simple science behind it.

But in addition to these, and beginning worldwide and extremely heavily since around 1998 there have been aeroplanes leaving another kind of trail behind them. This is not a normal contrail, as can often be proved because it is against the laws of science. This is a CHEMTRAIL. I strongly recommend searching out information about these things, they are actually chemicals - sometimes in the fuel - which are being sprayed out above our heads continually. And it's BAD stuff. The governments deny this is occurring, or else refuse to comment about it - though some have admitted it's been done in the past (UK government confirms) - they LIE and tell us that these chemical trails are normal contrails. Do your research, use your common sense, and you will plainly see that these are CHEMTRAILS and the public is being sprayed without their knowledge or consent. I have just written to my local MP about this, it should be interesting to see what response I get back - if any.

(Notice the way it is efficiently laid out to cover maximum area?)

In addition to this intentional and unnecessary poisoning of the sky and the air we breathe (with both chemical and biological poisons), which also poisons the land and rivers, the water supply is additionally poisoned, mainly with Sodium Fluoride. This, like many other things, we are told is for our own good, to make our teeth healthier. But all sane scientists agree this is not the case, and the levels we ingest are DANGEROUSLY high - especially if you use toothpaste or mouthwash as well. This is used to poison the brains of the population, especially the developing children, and lower their intelligence, not allowing them to use their brains to full capacity. With the children they also make the examinations easier, and all about simply repeating the facts - which is incomplete or faulty truth now being taught to further keep the next generation from becoming too clever and informed. In fact often it looks like the children are getting smarter, but this is illusion - the examinations are becoming easier to pass, which hides the real decline which is going on.

There is MUCH to say on this subject, but I'll end for now and go on later. These two points alone...
CHEMTRAILS
WATER FLUORIDATION
...should be investigated, but that is far from all that is going on. All these things are attacks - 'chemtrails' are (or were) listed by name in American government documents as chemical and biological weapons for example. But most likely you do not even realise that you are under attack, and this is the most excellent strategy. These are examples of 'silent weapons', and there is no doubt that these are being used against the citizens of the world by some VERY greedy men, who want to own all wealth and rule the world in a single world government and world bank and world army, often referred to as the New World Order. You will often hear that phrase used by politicians or in newspapers, and there is a constant drive towards setting it up "for the good of the people". It is the same organisation that produced Nazi Germany, and it will be exactly the same as that, except much more technological and powerful, and WORLDWIDE!

LOOK UP,
WAKE UP!

More coming soon...

Paranoid Heroes

2009-09-27T12:16:00.000-07:00

Some videos would not be displayed on Youtube website, so I'll put one here instead. This is 'Paranoid android' from Radiohead's 'OK Computer' synchronised with the 'Heroes' pilot episode. Our heroes are becoming paranoid - with good reason. When Claire falls from a great height and Zach panics he later told her he was going to throw up...

And here is a link to a playlist with the entire 'Meddle In Secret' synchronicity, which is one of my favourites. Watch this one on Hallowe'en...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfM8ACeIAP0&feature=PlayList&p=334EFE0D5B50A683&index=0&playnext=1

Also I want to make a point concerning the Pattern. I hope you've begun to see these things work because of it, though you've only seen a tiny fraction of it here. Like the random tumbling of coins was generated from the same Pattern that generated my job at the car dealership, the same Pattern that generates the TV episodes also generates the music albums. And like the pictures of my job were generated from the same images looked at in different ways, likewise the same images looked at in different ways in the TV shows produce all the different music albums. And though I've only shown a couple of examples of what the Pattern looks like, I'll go into this in more detail in the future, so you can see how this same simple Pattern is behind EVERYTHING.

I have things on a different subject to write about next...

Sweet Trans-Alex

2009-09-21T13:26:00.000-07:00

I've just posted another full album/episode synchronicity on the 'Youtube' website, the same episode as with The Final Cut but a different album, the Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack album. This is one of the most popular scenes from it (the same scene as with the Pink Floyd soundtrack), although the 'Super Heroines' scene was even more popular. Louis, Ray's new "handyman" insulted Alex, about her always wearing a hat, who is a female transvestite who wears man clothes and acts like a man. Then at lunch he impersonates the female teacher. One of the songs was banned so gets missed out, but hopefully I'll be able to find another identical one to replace it. Here is the playlist...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNZ7DBW9WeE&feature=PlayList&p=E87C8EA82D54950E&index=0&playnext=1

These two examples together show the versatility of the synchronicities. With one soundtrack it's deep and serious and with another - using the exact same images - it's delightful comedy.

The Zapper's Daydream

2009-09-21T01:59:00.000-07:00

I thought I would include this, 'The gunner's dream' from Pink Floyd's 'The Final Cut' + The Secret World Of Alex Mack 'New kid in town' synchronicity. This is the most popular part of the synchronicity, and explores Alex's desire to kill someone who makes her miserable.

The entire synchronicity is available on 'Youtube' website here. Don't be fooled by the slow start, it's an awesome synchronicity throughout...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC-pRsrDuSg&feature=PlayList&p=C6128909CFEE32DB&index=0&playnext=1

Dark Side Of Lost

2009-09-12T15:45:00.000-07:00

'Dark Side Of Lost' or 'Lost Side Of The Moon' synchronicity, song 'Us and them'.

From Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side Of The Moon' with Lost 'Pilot part 1'. I'm uploading the entire album and episode (both same length) to 'Youtube' website, so you can watch the whole thing there. The lyrics to this song begin when Charlie starts singing his own song lyrics to Jack, "You all everybody", because "us and them" IS everybody, as well as it sounds like "You wall everybody", or in other words "All in all you're just another brick in the wall." Generally with the show "us and them" is "us" and "the Others", and notice things like "Me and you" is Locke and Jack, who take opposing sides.

See the entire album/episode synchronicity here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H5qfoIYmBM&feature=PlayList&p=686C5497BD5A9399&index=0

Flash Mack

2009-09-11T17:39:00.000-07:00

And I just had to include this. This is from the 'Queen Greatest Hits' with Alex Mack 'Rat trap' synchronicity, I showed the first song 'Bohemian rhapsody' in another post, the episode restarts during the song 'Flash' and it plays with the opening credits. The end credits are not supposed to play, it is supposed to be the end of the episode instead, but I haven't yet got the hang of this video making. It still synchronises well anyway, with the FLASH at the first word, "Flash!" Notice the telescope is referred to as a big gun in both songs, this is normal that common themes occur with different songs and albums.

Tangled up in blue

2009-09-11T06:03:00.000-07:00

Episode: Suspect

Song: Tangled up in blue (Bob Dylan)

First track of 'Blood On The Tracks' (shortened version, cutting out the music at the end). This is a superb synchronicity, Alex doesn't have enough money to eat at the diner, and her family won't give or even lend her any so she is forced to get a job, where she is accused of stealing. This is a special episode that works beautifully with many different albums.

'Desperate Housewives' episode: Sunday

Song: Tangled up in blue (Bob Dylan)

First track of 'Bob Dylan Greatest Hits Volume 3' - different album, same first song. Though if one album works the other one often will as well with the same episode. As usual with these things the synchronicity will make more sense if you are familiar with the story. Katherine is figuratively "tangled up in blue", troubled by sadness, and as usual people and things are literally "tangled up in blue", eg. Lynette has a blue cord tied around her waist, there is a blue ribbon tied onto one of the baskets, etc. This is another special episode that works with many different albums.

More opening track synchronicities

2009-09-10T10:16:00.000-07:00

Episode: Rat Trap

Song: Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)

Opening track of 'Queen Greatest Hits', awesome synchronicity throughout the entire album with the episode repeating, for example Alex spins the globe because "fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round!"

Episode: New kid in town

Song: Blowing in the wind (Bob Dylan)

First track of 'Bob Dylan Greatest Hits' (UK version). It's like a protest song against heavy and inconsiderate smokers, they should let frisbees blow in the wind instead of their smoke. This episode should work repeating with an enormous number of different albums. It's one of the best with Radiohead's 'Kid A', which works with EVERY episode apparently (because 'Kid A' = "the kid", Alex).

Episode: The secret world of Ray Alvarado

Song: America is not the world (Morrissey)

First track of 'You Are The Quarry'. Alex has nothing to offer except a good heart, and doesn't help Ray cheat at Baseball. Then Ray gets the powers and becomes famous in a dream, but he knew it couldn't last, and gets hunted down, literally running for his life at the end.

'First of the gang to die' later on the album. The album is twice as long as the episode, so it plays twice. This song plays for the next scene but during the second time the episode plays, it's the scene where Vince has his 'gun' in his hand and Ray steals the powers from Alex, then at the end...

"He stole all HATS away!" :)

The Golden Girl

2009-09-10T08:32:00.000-07:00

Young Alex glows a golden colour...

"She's my woman of gold and she's not very old."

She has magic powers, but she isn't a witch...

"She ain't no witch and I love the way she twitch."

She lives on the West coast of America, and this is the episode where she wins races...

"She's faster than most and she lives on the coast."

She is sometimes known as Al...

"LA LA LA LALALALALALALAL AL AL AL AL AL AL!"

Experiments with the Pattern

2009-09-07T07:26:00.001-07:00

Here are a couple of experiments I did to test the Pattern. I was unemployed and asked God to show me what my next job would be, then I randomly flipped 6 coins 6 times (36 coin flips in total). Heads and tails were changed to 0 and 1, thus producing six 6 digit binary numbers (23, 28, 55, 31, 16 and 63). These were then put on top of one another in a 6x6 grid like a binary computer sprite with 0 being white and 1 being black. This then created pictures of the future which defined the job, like simple comic book images. They are rotated and viewed different ways up, the whole 6x6 creating one set of images, and the left and right 3x6 halves creating an additional two sets of images. They are viewed both as black images on a white background and also white images on a black backround. They are always made from the same Pattern, which I will explain shortly. Several months passed with me applying for whatever job was available, and by the time I finally got a job I had forgotten all about the images I made...

The right page showed an accurate picture of the building where I worked, and one half of the total picture of what my place of work would look like. It was a car dealership with workshop, and my job was to move and park the cars...

The left half showed what I would be doing in the job. The background is all one colour, and shows empty space (or things like see-through glass) but I've used different colours to show the foreground, so you can clearly see the different objects they represent...

The entire image showed the other half of the location, and also what I stared at all day, as I spent most of my time leaning against the wall waiting for a car to move...

The same image also shows me leaning against the wall all day, which is what I spent most of my time doing. I have a bad right leg, and the standing and driving all day was making it very painful and swollen (which is why I was leaning against the wall). The job was quite 'heartless', for example I had to stop old people who struggle to walk from parking next to this wall where I stood, and make them park far away from the entrance, even if they were only going to be there for a moment...

So those images not only showed accurate and precise pictures of the location, and me doing the job, but also described every detail of it, even showing how I would feel doing it. As I said they are always made from the same Pattern. This is a horizontal line with a dot above and to the left together with an image which represents God. The length of the line varies, and the position of the dot moves around, but it is ALWAYS above and to the left of the line, and only ever touches it diagonally at the corner, so is always clearly seperate and recognisable. The image which represents God is usually a bird or 'plane (usually becoming broken), or the symbol of infinity, but several other images can appear (like fish or spider - creatures or things that move in 3 dimensions beyond the simple 2 dimensional plane we inhabit).

With this set of numbers the image which represents God was unclear, until I looked at the numbers in a different way, and made another image from the binary pattern of the individual digits of the numbers. This shows me drawing a picture at around the same time I made the images, I would have to explain in much more detail to explain the significance of why I did this, but I won't go into it here. So this shows me drawing the picture of a spider, or rather giving legs to the symbol of infinity and making it into an animal (which also represents the Father changing the Eternal Word into the human Son)

Now going back to the original image, that alternative way of looking at the numbers explained how God is represented as a spider. The horizontal line with dot above and to the left represents "the heavens and the earth" from our point of view - the flat ground with a single sun or moon. God descends to earth from heaven, like a spider on a thread...

Another experiment was that somebody else who refuses to believe in God wanted me to tell them something I couldn't possibly know, they wanted me to tell them what job they did using the Pattern. So again I did the 36 coin flips, which produced the numbers 2, 50, 23, 22, 5 and 37...

Now since I have not seen them, their job, the location or anything I was not able to interpret all the images and confirm the accuracy. All they told me after I had made the numbers was that the job was WORKING IN A LIBRARY, in which they put books on shelves and also used a computer. Both these are represented by the same image, the shelf and books together also looking like a computer being used...

As I said, I am unable to interpret what the green things at the top represent, since I have not seen the place, however this may possibly represent the thoughts of the person. The horizontal line with dot above and to the left appears showing "the heavens and the earth", but in place of God there is a MINUS SIGN (-), showing how the person's equation of reality only shows the universe with God being subtracted from it - especially when you consider how God appears in the image, which I will go into in a moment.

If it were not already plain that Library/Librarian was being shown, one half of the image confirms it. This shows a representation of the logo which appears on all libraries where I live (which is supposed to look like somebody reading a book), and in addition also looks like the first two letters of Library/Librarian, "L + i". The initial letter or first two letters of things often appear in these images...

The left and right halves together again were made from the great Pattern which always appears, and like with my job appeared in two parts. The first shows the line and dot, but this time God is represented by a symbol which defines both his name and nature. This is a form of the verb TO BE, "I AM", "HE IS (eternally)", YHWH. In mathematics this is the EQUALS SIGN (=), which means exactly the same as the name and nature of God, "IT/HE IS"...

The other half then shows the great eternal "I AM" changing from that which was bigger than the world into a tiny limited thing upon the surface of the earth - a single point like a tent or house made of human flesh...

New Testament

John 1:1-3 "In the beginning was the LOGOS, and the LOGOS was with GOD, and the LOGOS was GOD. This one was in the beginning with GOD. All things came into being through him, and without him not even one thing was made that has been made."

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John 1:14 "And the LOGOS became flesh and camped among us. And we beheld his glory, the glory of of an only begotten from the FATHER, full of grace and truth."

I dream of Jenny

2009-06-15T14:37:00.000-07:00

Here are some pictures of my female side Jennifer, it is her first attempt to make them using a webcam. She is not wearing full makeup in these pictures (and neither has her chest taped to produce a cleavage) which she doesn't usually do...

Hello

Uhhh-huhhh?

A bit pouty, showing how lipliner increases lip size

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh

All white Summer outfit

We're ready for our closeup

Ha!

Later that night.....

Jen's back

Getting hot

Shake it!

Time for a sit down

Overhang

More coming soon, hopefully they should be better...

Man of science, man of faith

2009-03-17T18:42:00.000-07:00

I want to make a very important point that should always be considered. Many people seem to see a division between a 'man of science' and a 'man of faith' like they are opposites. Like one needs proof and another doesn't. This is another error, no reasonable person is like that, all are 'men of science AND faith'.

Consider a scientist, doing his experiments, observing the results, making his theories, and seeing patterns forming allowing him to create laws to govern how things work, and predict how they will behave. In the case of the deeper things like quarks or dark matter which cannot be directly observed, there can be no proof, only indirect indications showing their current models of the universe are correct enough to put their trust in. They cannot see, so they put their faith in what their studies and experience have shown them to be true.

Likewise the Pattern, or Tao, or God, or Dharma, or the Logos, or whatever name you call it is invisible, yet its existence has been observed indirectly by man always, even massive ancient religions have been built upon it - notice how they all have this same concept at their heart? Those with faith in the 'Higher Power', unless they are deluded, they have seen convincing evidence of it, and it can be examined and the Oddities discovered.

A genuine faith is certainly not blind, whether by the spiritual seeker or the student of quantum theory, it makes no difference. There must be at least reasonable evidence that things are so, or else they should not be believed. I am examining the Pattern from a scientific point of view, and the results have increased my religious faith because of scientific experiment. No rational person would say the astronomically unlikely probability of coincidence in the results of the experiments is meaningless, if I were examining anything other than God then they would say it DEFINITELY has meaning. How odd! But that's the Oddity for you. :)

If you let scientific, social or religious teachers tell you things, do you see evidence the things they tell you are so? Or do you just trust them because of their 'authority'? Do not let other people do your thinking for you, for then they control your minds. They control what you believe and what you think and do. That is between you and the Pattern, do not be a slave to anyone who wants human cattle. Be FREEEEEEEEEE! :D

Introducing the Pattern

2009-03-17T11:31:00.000-07:00

Whhwhwhhhwhhhhhhwhwhhhhhhhhhh!

Where do I begin? I suppose I should begin at the beginning...

OLD TESTAMENT. GENESIS 1
In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was waste and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep: and the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light...

NEW TESTAMENT. JOHN 1
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. This one was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that has been made...

In Hinduism AUM or OM is the Word, uttered at creation and contains everything, a combination of vibrations generating the entire universe.

In modern string theory it is supposed that everything is made of the same stuff, simply vibrating at different rates, creating all kinds of matter and energy, even time and space itself.

Trinity, tri-unity, of God is a feature of some religions. The Christian God is defined as the Father, the Word (who becomes the Son, of flesh) and the Spirit. The Word is the Logos in Greek, the same as Aum and Tao and Ma'at and Dharma, etc. in other religions.

So the Father, the invisible Originator issues forth the Breath/Spirit/Field. Then he issues forth the Word/Vibration/Pattern. He merely says the word and what he says happens. Because what happens IS what he says. Notice the FIRST thing he says is LET THERE BE LIGHT, or rather LET THERE BE VIBRATIONS IN ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELDS. Supposedly he speaks himself into existence in the same way, thus being three seperate functional entities all combined into one eternal being. 'I AM' is eternally in the midst of saying "I AM". All we experience around us is the Word, a vibrating Pattern producing everything in combination with the Spirit/Field/Ether, the very living manifestation of God, revealing the invisible Father.

When you speak a word the pattern of sounds vibrates the air molecules in a particular way. Or imagine a pool of water. The water is the Spirit, the Word is the waves on the surface. The Pattern they make is alive. It is the true and living God manifested for us to see plainly all around us all the time. The same Pattern is found in everything, and expands into more complex versions of itself. I will go into this in more detail later, but I hope I've begun to explain about what the Pattern is. It is actually possible to use science to prove the existence of the Pattern, and prove God is real. I've already done experiments where extremely uncertain future events have been predicted with 100% accuracy and precision.

The Thompson Interlineation

2009-03-17T10:18:00.000-07:00

In 1845 James Strang, self-proclaimed successor to Mormon leader Joseph Smith, claimed to have found some metal plates buried in a hill in Voree, Wisconsin, in the United States of America. They were written in an unknown language, but he also claimed he could translate it, and provided it for the world to see. The plates, if they ever existed, are now lost, but a copy of them is still available - which may possibly be a mirror image of the original (as is supported by a description of the plates). For over 150 years nobody ever found any correlation between the text on the plates and Strang's alleged translation.

I came across it and decided to try for myself, and likewise failed. Then I asked God to help me, doing this often leads to some astonishing results, and this was one of those times. Immediately it became plain, and I was able to line up the mysterious text with the English translation precisely, there can be no doubt the translation is completely correct. It also opened up the text to study, and some very interesting things were revealed.

This is briefly mentioned in 'Wikipedia', the online encyclopedia, but it is seriously lacking in information. For example the certainty of the 'interlineation' is not made plain, and the work of James Hajicek in examining the language is not even mentioned. He is the one who gave it the name 'The Thompson Interlineation', and he is, or was, the leader of a Strangite church. His son John Hajicek ran a rival Strangite church, but their church didn't seem interested in my discovery.

I will go into this in more detail later, clearly showing the interlineation, and providing documents to show things like how the characters, sounds and other things are identical to ancient Egyptian, the presence of a Hebrew translation inserted into the text and other things. It is still unclear to me whether this is a genuine ancient record or it was made by Strang, but the evidence strongly suggests it is a genuine ancient language. Strang's translation DEFINITELY lines up with what is written on the plates, and seems to be correct, however there is a small possibility his translation was made up, and he made it so it LOOKS LIKE it is correct.

Another thing I want to go into is the Book Of Mormon and Joseph Smith. It seems the things I've found out from my studies into this area are a lot plainer and more certain than with Strang and the Voree plates. Reader, beware of falsehood written about many things. It is my mission to discover truth, and I examine all things with an open mind and make logical conclusions concerning the things I study. As I learn new things I constantly examine what I have already learned and am always willing to think I MIGHT BE WRONG. This is the only way to truth, it is almost certain you will not be right about everything first time. And most important, don't let supposed 'experts' tell you things are so. Examine all things FOR YOURSELF, wherever you can acquire enough knowledge and wisdom to understand these things properly. Many things believed to be true are in fact full of faults, and though this is sometimes simply due to man's folly, there is usually a reason why truth is being intentionally hidden from the public. I will aim to expose some of these faults concerning different things.

Am I insane?

2009-03-13T16:19:00.000-07:00

Logic and reason.

Very often seemingly everyone else seems to agree logic and reason is something opposed to what logic and reason actually is, according to my understanding of what is logical and reasonable.

Either the world is crazy or I am. Though I explain my logic and reasoning clearly, yet what I say is ignored and others do not explain their logic and reasoning, merely repeat it. My logic and reasoning leads me to believe that theirs is faulty and mine is sound. Is there something wrong this this logic and reasoning, or am I right and sane?

Blah!

A blast from the past

2009-03-13T14:19:00.000-07:00

These are some of the shows I watched when I was young...

Dogtanian And The Three Muskerhounds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xO72s5EBY
"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof!"

Trap Door http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDs8VMz-cuc
"Don't you open that trap door, you're a fool if you dare!"

Terrahawks
Opening credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hgHvOH9mJA
"Stay on this channel, this is an emergency!"

End credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32n7V5TxniQ
Noughts and crosses.

Around The World With Willy Fog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nqN_7eGItM
"Fog! I'm the one who made the bet."

Dangermouse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw2TDna9NYg
"Astounding!"

Rentaghost
Opening credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bondpyCgKo&feature=related
"If your mansion house needs haunting, just call Rentaghost."

End credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F25zs2ZHxI
"We do medium sized tables here at Rentaghost."

Jamie And The Magic Torch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B_FQKHQDYk
"Life is one glorious game."

Chorlton And The Wheelies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_isj1c3mag
"Jump in, we'll take you for a spin."

The Mysterious Cities of Gold http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbVNZ-cghz0
"Children of the sun, see your time has just begun."

Count Duckula http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1JmmDVt4_U
"I'll get it!"

Dreamstone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5-KKFJ-wCI
"I dream in colour 'cause I live in black and white."

Button Moon
Opening credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0o6u1VmGE
"We'll follow Mr. Spoon."

End credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIRgTmTCgOw&feature=related
"Be back soon."

Raggy Dolls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mFFvHl01W0
"Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace."

Fraggle Rock http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSDeoO-j3G0&feature=related
"Look ma, I caught a Fraggle!"

Superted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUUGmos_Kg4
"They threw him away like a piece of rubbish!"

Top Cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c
"Tip top!"

Ulysses 31 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ4c1X5ene8
"Your bodies will remain as lifeless as stone."

Schofield & Gopher lip sync http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbbBqZyjkiE&feature=related

Rainbow 1977 Christmas special

2009-03-13T12:47:00.000-07:00

The terms from the 'Build me a woman' post were taken from an excellent episode of the old TV show 'Rainbow'. If you have never seen this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOrDgXE8QHE

Enjoy! :)

Build me a woman

2009-03-13T06:10:00.000-07:00

If you are a man and want to look and feel like a girly girly girl, here is some useful information...

HAIR
You may grow your own hair, but wearing a long hair wig can produce a MASSIVE change to your appearance. It is not necessary to get an expensive natural hair wig, a good synthetic one can be very convincing and is easier to look after. Even a cheap 'party wig' can be good, though you may not be able to do many hairstyles with it. A wig which matches the colour of your own hair is best.

FACE
Some simple makeup can change your appearance significantly as well. The shades should be chosen to fit with your natural skin colour. After shaving completely smooth just cover your entire face with a thin layer of foundation, also your neck and chest if necessary. Then cover with base powder/loose powder, with a finishing powder over the top if necessary, and touch up with the finishing powder when required. This should cover beard shadow and even out any blotchiness in your face. If you use eyeshadow put the darker shade on your eyelids and the lighter shade below the eyebrows, and blend them. Eyeliner should be done in a thin line below the eye as close to the eyelashes as possible, and a little above as well if you like. Eyeliner can also be smudged to create a smoky eyeshadow look around the eyes. Lipliner is excellent for increasing lip size. Draw around the edges of your lips above and below, but not to the sides, then fill in your lips with lipstick of a similar colour.

CHEST
Shave your chest and armpits! Arm hair can be left alone if you like, so long as it is not too thick. Many women have hairy arms, it depends upon lighting conditions as to how visible it is - and it can be bleached instead of shaved, making it much less visible. Tape can be used on the chest to create a large cleavage, or a smaller pair of natural breasts. The best way is to use a single strip of suitable tape long enough to go around your body almost twice. Using the wrong tape and being too rough can damage or irritate your skin, medical tape or body tape is advised, but different types can be used. I use electrical tape, which stretches, sticks well but not TOO well, and does not damage or irritate my skin. To create a cleavage pull all the chest muscle from the bottom and sides (near the armpits) sideways and up, and tape into place with a nice valley in the middle. See other websites for more detailed information. Then wear breastforms and a bra and top covering the false breasts and tape. If you do it right this will look extremely convincing. Many models tape their bodies secretly underneath their clothing to enhance their features when being photographed, they do not have the 'perfect' bodies we are led to believe. To make natural breasts it is similar, but have the tape right underneath with the breasts fully exposed, rather than over the top holding them together, and use the tape to lift them up and sideways a little. Just experiment until you get something you like.

Breastforms can be bought quite cheaply. Rolled up socks will do if that is all you have, but they will not move naturally or feel like real breasts. There are different methods, but the easisest way to make your own breastforms is to cut off the lower legs from a pair of tights and less than half fill with a suitable amount of birdseed or rice, according to how large you want your breasts to be. Twist and turn the remainder inside-out, creating a second layer, and tie the bundle up, creating two sealed bags of seed/rice. Make sure each is not too loose or too tight, and if you pull the knot very tight and cut off the remainder just above it, it will also simulate a large nipple. The weight and bounce will be very convincing, but though they will move and bounce like real breasts they may not feel very realistic when touched, especially if rice is used. Note they do not have to be exactly the same size, most women have different sized breasts. Many men wear false breasts too high, the top of the bust should not be higher than the armpit. Note if cutting up tights the top part can also be used to make a gaffe. If you want a realistic feel as well as weight and bounce the best thing for the amateur is gelatine filled balloons, though also have them inside tights for extra security to avoid bursting them.

LOWER PARTS
Shave your legs! Or if you can't two pairs of dark tights should disguise any hair. Padding can also be used around the hips and bottom to create a more feminine shape, you could add your own if you preferred when making a gaffe. Painted toenails are excellent, even a shiny clear nail polish can be used and not noticed by others.

The major change from male to female is done by 'tucking'. The balls are pushed up inside the body in the corner of the scrotum at the base of the 'twanger', towards the belly button. They should appear as two little lumps in the abdomen, and may resemble 'cameltoe'. The twanger and empty scrotum is pushed down and back and flattened underneath, in between the legs. It can all be taped into place (after shaving the area) but this is not recommended, a tight fitting pair of knickers or two should hold it all in place, or use a gaffe. This should successfully pass BOTH the 'Crocodile Dundee' and 'Ace Ventura' tests, even while wearing a swimsuit. The balls should immediately fall back into position when released, but if not just give them a little push, don't worry they will not get stuck or lost! They will naturally retreat there in extreme cold conditions anyway. Tucking is also used by Sumo wrestlers, native hunters and others and protects the balls from damage. Note they should move into place very easily and should not be forced. If it hurts then you are not doing it right, and you may damage them if you try too hard. At first it may seem impossible and they are too large to fit. The secret entrance where they go into the abdomen will open up if you move your legs into different positions, and wiggle your hips about a bit. It is best lying down the first time, and move your legs together while moving your hips upwards. Pulling the twanger up will also lift the skin at its base in the corners, and also may help the balls pass through there more easily, though this should not be necessary.

Introducing the Loonwolf

2009-03-09T07:20:00.000-07:00

Greetings!

I am a man called Keith Thompson from Manchester in England, part of Great Britain, a land of this planet Earth. I am also known as Loonwolf in many places. I was born approximately 1976 years after the birth of Jesus Christ. I have a mild form of autism called 'Asperger's syndrome', and I am also a follower of this Christ.

I have many interests and hobbies, some of which have revealed things to me which must be shared with the world, whether they will listen or not - which is usually not. Included are music - I play guitar, keyboard, harmonica and recorder, but not with any great excellence. I also write poetry and songs, and have made my own music album called 'Something Else Came Round Every Time'. I can translate the Biblical languages of Koine Greek, Hebrew and a little Aramaic reasonably well, and study these and other scriptures. I play a little golf, and have a small course in my garden for use with practice balls. I enjoy watching films and TV shows, and listening to music albums. But even better I like mixing them and discovering and experiencing audio/visual synchronicity. I enjoy taking drugs, mainly cannabis, which also improves the perception of audio/visual synchronicity, and is a big help with my autistic symptoms. I am also a transvestite, becoming female sometimes and being called Jennifer.

I have much to say. I hope people will listen, and not just say I am crazy and the things I say are ridiculous, without even checking for themselves whether the things I say are so or not. Look and you will see. Don't look and you will not see. Do not judge until you have seen for yourself.